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Tag: Simpsons

BREAKING: Old Book About Some Band With a Blimp On It To Arrive In September, Who Cares
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BREAKING: Old Book About Some Band With a Blimp On It To Arrive In September, Who Cares

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

Lansdowne Books, those purveyors of fine literature (and by “fine” we mean “overpriced”), have pre-launched (yes, PRE-launched, like it’s going…

Ella McCay: Witness the Hilarious Clusterf*ck Starring Emma Mackey, Jamie Lee Curtis, and a Whole Damn Comedy Posse
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Ella McCay: Witness the Hilarious Clusterf*ck Starring Emma Mackey, Jamie Lee Curtis, and a Whole Damn Comedy Posse

FinnAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

Oh, look, another movie about a woman trying to do it all! πŸ™„ Because we haven’t seen that, like, a…

Sony Replaces NFL Headsets with Toasters
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Sony Replaces NFL Headsets with Toasters

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Oh, CNN, always with their “news.” Now it’s about the NFL getting new headsets from Sony. Probably so the coaches…

Fortnite x The Simpsons: Prepare for Peak Gaming Stupidity
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Fortnite x The Simpsons: Prepare for Peak Gaming Stupidity

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

Oh, sweet RNGesus, another crossover? πŸ™„ Apparently, according to some “leakers” (aka basement dwellers with too much time on their…

Keanu and Sandy Back Together Again? 😴 Guess Hollywood’s Officially Run Out of Ideas πŸ™„
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Keanu and Sandy Back Together Again? 😴 Guess Hollywood’s Officially Run Out of Ideas πŸ™„

FinnMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

OMG! 😱 Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock are back together?! Is this real life? Or is this just fantasy? Caught…

Unbelievable: Forgotten Icon or New Simpsons Character? Jessica Simpson Is Back! 🀣🍩🎢
Weight Loss, Weight Gain, and a Sensationβ€”Jessica Simpson Shakes Up Pop Music! πŸ˜²πŸ’ƒπŸ”
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Unbelievable: Forgotten Icon or New Simpsons Character? Jessica Simpson Is Back! 🀣🍩🎢

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 22, 2025February 22, 2025

Attention, pop culture and meme enthusiasts! After a 15-year creative hiatusβ€”during which singer Jessica Simpson was all but forgotten except…

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