Sony Replaces NFL Headsets with Toasters

Sony Replaces NFL Headsets with Toasters

Oh, CNN, always with their “news.” Now it’s about the NFL getting new headsets from Sony. Probably so the coaches can hear the leftist propaganda being blasted through the stadium speakers! You know, the stuff about climate change and how Trump is supposedly a “dictator.”

The NFL partnering with Sony? Sounds like another globalist plot to me. They’re “testing” these headsets in freezers and showers? What, are they expecting a polar vortex and a flash flood during the Super Bowl? This is just a way for Sony to push their woke agenda onto our beloved sport. And of course, they had problems with Microsoft tablets before. Probably because Bill Gates is a secret Democrat.

$150 million in advertising for Sony? That’s a lot of money to brainwash Americans with their liberal tech! And now they’re putting SpongeBob and The Simpsons into the broadcast? This is how they get to our kids, folks! Injecting their leftist values through cartoons!

The NFL making $13 billion? They can afford to support our REAL President, Donald J. Trump!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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