Sharon Osbourne’s Dream Team: Judas Priest & Angus Young (Ozzy’s Farewell…Or Is It?)
OMG 😱! Sharon Osbourne, the puppet master 🤹♀️ behind the geriatric rocker Ozzy, is at it again! Apparently, Ozzy’s so…
Tag: Slayer
SEETHER And DAUGHTRY Announce Geriatric U.S. Tour With P-O-D-unk
OMG! SEETHER and DAUGHTRY, the dynamic duo of dad-rock despair, are gracing the U.S. with their presence this fall! 🎸🤮…
In Flames Still Alive, Hires Drummer Who Probably Isn’t a Robot
Swedish “metallers” IN FLAMES, bless their cotton socks, decided to inflict their noise pollution upon the unsuspecting populace of Tallinn,…
IN FLAMES Hires Some Dude Named JON RICE to Bang on Stuff for Euro Trip 2025 (LOL)
IN FLAMES, those Swedish purveyors of… something… have apparently decided their drum stool needed a new occupant, so they’ve conscripted…
Ozzy promises to give 120% at his final concert, which is only 20% more than medically possible
So, apparently, Ozzy Osbourne, that bat-biting legend (or should we say, legend in his own mind? 🤔), is planning a…
Bill Ward’s Back on the Airwaves? Oh, Joy
So, apparently, Bill Ward, yes, THAT Bill Ward, the one who wasn’t quite up to snuff for the “final” Sabbath…
Oh GREAT, Another Buffy Reboot We ABSOLUTELY Needed
OMG! 😱 Another ‘Buffy’ Reboot? Are we SERIOUSLY doing this again? Hollywood, you’ve officially run out of ideas. 🙄 But…
Dave Lombardo Reminisces About SLAYER’s “Raining Blood”: Apparently Jeff Hanneman’s GarageBand Skills Were Almost Decent
Alright, metalheads (and those who pretend to be), gather ’round and let’s dissect another “iconic” moment in metal history, shall…
Kerry King Only Wants Bandmates Old Enough To Remember When Slayer Was Still Relevant 👴🎸😂
Kerry King, the metalhead who peaked in the 80s, blesses us with his geriatric supergroup! 👴🎸 In a groundbreaking interview…
Tom Angelripper takes a break from touring to finally learn how to parallel park 🚗 and maybe knit a cozy little pentagram 🧶
OH. MY. SODOM. 😱 Angelripper, the thrash metal overlord, has decided that headbanging is for *peasants* and airports are, like,…