Anime Expo 2025: Crunchyroll’s Gonna Drag Some Weebs and Dubs Out Kicking and Screaming
Oh boy, Anime Expo 2025! 🎉 Crunchyroll is gracing us with their presence, promising a “huge slew” of anime premieres…
Tag: Slayer
Spineshank’s New Banger: Get Ready for Some Seriously Heavy Hooks (You’ve Been Warned)
OMG! 😱 Guess who’s crawling out of the early 2000s primordial ooze? It’s SPINESHANK, baby! Jonny Santos, the voice that…
Sharon Osbourne’s Dream Team: Judas Priest & Angus Young (Ozzy’s Farewell…Or Is It?)
OMG 😱! Sharon Osbourne, the puppet master 🤹♀️ behind the geriatric rocker Ozzy, is at it again! Apparently, Ozzy’s so…
SEETHER And DAUGHTRY Announce Geriatric U.S. Tour With P-O-D-unk
OMG! SEETHER and DAUGHTRY, the dynamic duo of dad-rock despair, are gracing the U.S. with their presence this fall! 🎸🤮…
In Flames Still Alive, Hires Drummer Who Probably Isn’t a Robot
Swedish “metallers” IN FLAMES, bless their cotton socks, decided to inflict their noise pollution upon the unsuspecting populace of Tallinn,…
IN FLAMES Hires Some Dude Named JON RICE to Bang on Stuff for Euro Trip 2025 (LOL)
IN FLAMES, those Swedish purveyors of… something… have apparently decided their drum stool needed a new occupant, so they’ve conscripted…
Ozzy promises to give 120% at his final concert, which is only 20% more than medically possible
So, apparently, Ozzy Osbourne, that bat-biting legend (or should we say, legend in his own mind? 🤔), is planning a…
Bill Ward’s Back on the Airwaves? Oh, Joy
So, apparently, Bill Ward, yes, THAT Bill Ward, the one who wasn’t quite up to snuff for the “final” Sabbath…
Oh GREAT, Another Buffy Reboot We ABSOLUTELY Needed
OMG! 😱 Another ‘Buffy’ Reboot? Are we SERIOUSLY doing this again? Hollywood, you’ve officially run out of ideas. 🙄 But…
Dave Lombardo Reminisces About SLAYER’s “Raining Blood”: Apparently Jeff Hanneman’s GarageBand Skills Were Almost Decent
Alright, metalheads (and those who pretend to be), gather ’round and let’s dissect another “iconic” moment in metal history, shall…