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Tag: Slipknot

Slipknot at Sweden Rock 2025 festival (Sölvesborg, Sweden)
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Slipknot at Sweden Rock 2025 festival (Sölvesborg, Sweden)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

American nu metal from Iowa! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

VIMIC Dusts Off Their Instruments for a Touching Tribute to the One and Only JOEY JORDISON (No, Really, They Are)
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VIMIC Dusts Off Their Instruments for a Touching Tribute to the One and Only JOEY JORDISON (No, Really, They Are)

Chord F. DiscordJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

Alright, metalheads and drama queens, gather ’round! 🤘 Because after a Kickstarter campaign that somehow tricked fans into donating over…

Burton C. Bell Admits He’s Allergic to Albums, Prefers Lonely Singles Instead
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Burton C. Bell Admits He’s Allergic to Albums, Prefers Lonely Singles Instead

Chord F. DiscordMay 27, 2025May 27, 2025

So, Burton C. Bell, the guy who used to scream about robots and industrial nightmares, but now screams about…well, himself,…

Burton C. Bell, Formerly of That Band You Kinda Remember, Drops Solo Single “Savages” to Remind You He Exists Next Week
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Burton C. Bell, Formerly of That Band You Kinda Remember, Drops Solo Single “Savages” to Remind You He Exists Next Week

Chord F. DiscordMay 21, 2025May 21, 2025

So, Burton C. Bell, the guy who used to scream at robots 🤖 in Fear Factory (before they presumably unionized…

Klaus Meine says Scorpions are too busy napping to sting us with new tunes 😴🎸.
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Klaus Meine says Scorpions are too busy napping to sting us with new tunes 😴🎸.

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

OMG! 😱 The Scorpions, those geriatric rock gods, are STILL alive and kicking…mostly! Klaus Meine, Rudolf Schenker, and Matthias Jabs…

Joey Jordison’s family wants YOUR money 💰 to unleash some VIMIC tunes nobody asked for 🤷‍♀️, so dig deep, metalheads! 🤘
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Joey Jordison’s family wants YOUR money 💰 to unleash some VIMIC tunes nobody asked for 🤷‍♀️, so dig deep, metalheads! 🤘

Chord F. DiscordApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

Okay, so, like, remember Joey Jordison? The dude who got the boot from Slipknot because…reasons? 🤔 Well, his family, bless…

Slaughter to Prevail drops “Grizzly,” probably about as ferocious as a Care Bear with a hangover 🐻😴.
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Slaughter to Prevail drops “Grizzly,” probably about as ferocious as a Care Bear with a hangover 🐻😴.

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2025April 23, 2025

Oh sweet mother of Putin, brace yourselves, comrades! 🇷🇺🐻 Your favorite Russian deathcore export, SLAUGHTER TO PREVAIL, is dropping their…

🧨🎷 From Masks to Money Grabs: Slipknot’s ‘Look Outside Your Window’ Album is All About Cash
🎶•✨ Look Outside Your Wallet: Slipknot’s Hidden Rock Album Isn’t About Music, It’s About Millions!
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🧨🎷 From Masks to Money Grabs: Slipknot’s ‘Look Outside Your Window’ Album is All About Cash

Chord F. DiscordDecember 16, 2024December 16, 2024

In the wild world of heavy metal and clown-faced chaos, Slipknot has always been known for their hardcore music, insane…

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