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Taylor Momsen Trades Rock Cred For Coffee Shop Gig At Amoeba Records
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Taylor Momsen Trades Rock Cred For Coffee Shop Gig At Amoeba Records

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some acoustic greatness? 🤯 I just got my hands on the video of…

Amy Lee haunted by one hit wonder demons 20 years later
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Amy Lee haunted by one hit wonder demons 20 years later

Chord F. DiscordJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Breaking News: Amy Lee Reveals the Dark Secret Behind “Bring Me To Life” and We’re Shocked, SHOCKED! 🤯 In a…

Rick Rozz Still Alive Apparently Releasing Music With Terry Butler In Left To Die
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Rick Rozz Still Alive Apparently Releasing Music With Terry Butler In Left To Die

Chord F. DiscordJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgia-filled, face-melting, and potentially soul-crushing news? 🤯 Because I’m about to drop…

GODSMACK Still Exists Somehow With New Drummer Mike Mangini
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GODSMACK Still Exists Somehow With New Drummer Mike Mangini

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so shocked by the latest news from the GODSMACK…

KISS Dynasties Unite Because You Clearly Needed More Simmons In Your Life
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KISS Dynasties Unite Because You Clearly Needed More Simmons In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my black jeans because I’m so excited to share this earth-shattering news with…

Madonna’s alleged final Confessions redux because you clearly didnt buy it the first time
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Madonna’s alleged final Confessions redux because you clearly didnt buy it the first time

Chord F. DiscordJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Madonna is back, and I’m not surprised. Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. The Queen of Pop has returned…

TESLA too lazy to make new music
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TESLA too lazy to make new music

Chord F. DiscordJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

OH NO, TESLA FANS REJOICE: Dave Rude Says Full-Length Album of New Music Might Not Happen, But Who Needs That…

ENSLAVED Teams Up With Actual Native American For Social Media Brownie Points
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ENSLAVED Teams Up With Actual Native American For Social Media Brownie Points

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some cultural appropriation… err, I mean, “cultural exchange”? 🤦‍♂️ Norwegian progressive metal band…

Shannon Larkin grovels to Nikki Sixx after getting roasted by Motley Crue’s ego
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Shannon Larkin grovels to Nikki Sixx after getting roasted by Motley Crue’s ego

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Breaking News: Shannon Larkin Apologizes to Nikki Sixx for Calling Out MÖTLEY CRÜE’s Use of Backing Tracks – The Drama…

KID ROCK Thrilled To Watch World Burn With Buddy Trump At Helm
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KID ROCK Thrilled To Watch World Burn With Buddy Trump At Helm

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Kid Rock is still a thing, and he’s still buddies with…

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