KID ROCK Finally Finds Jesus, Lands No. 1 on Christian Charts Because Apparently Hell Ain’t Working Out
In a plot twist no one saw coming (except maybe his PR team), Kid Rock — yes, that Kid Rock…
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PRIMUS’s LES CLAYPOOL Goes Full Comic Book Nerd, Teams Up With Z2 COMICS For ‘Frizzle Fry’ Graphic Novel
In a shocking development that will surely leave fans asking, “Wait, what?” legendary bass-slapping weirdos PRIMUS have announced their latest…
Eric Dane, ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ Star, Dies at 53 — McSteamy’s Last Plot Twist Was a Real Heartbreaker
Oh no, not McSteamy! Eric Dane has left the building, and it’s not a Grey’s Anatomy plot twist this time.…
CLAWFINGER Unleashes Apocalyptic Title Track Video Because Why Not?
Swedish-Norwegian rap-metal pioneers CLAWFINGER have released the official music video for “Before We All Die,” the title track of their…
“Plain White T’s: Still Crooning While Babe Club Strums in the Background—The Soundtrack to Your Basic Life”
🎤 Plain White T’s & Babe Club Take Over Daning Amphitheater! 🎶 Get ready to rock your socks off (or…
Top 5 Worst Metal Covers of Pop Songs
Some pop songs should never be “metalized.” Research based on gatekeeping, bad moods, and loud opinions Chuck B. BallsyChuck B.…
EXODUS Unleashes ‘Goliath’ Title Track Music Video – Because the World Needed More Epic Biblical References
The Bay Area thrash titans EXODUS have finally unveiled their twelfth studio album, “Goliath,” scheduled for release on March 20,…
POOPY Announces ‘Constantly Nowhere’ Summer 2026 North American Tour With LANDMVRKS And THOUSAND BELOW
Oh look, Poppy’s doing a tour called “Constantly Nowhere,” which is basically just her life story but with better lighting…
SHINEDOWN Unleashes ‘Ei8ht’ Album, Drops ‘Safe And Sound’ Single, and Plans 2026 World Tour to Make Your Ears Cry Tears of Joy (or Confusion)
In a shocking twist that absolutely no one saw coming, SHINEDOWN has announced they’ll be releasing their eighth studio album,…
SLASH Says GUNS N’ ROSES ‘Has Never Been A Big Choreographed Thing’ Because Apparently Chaos Is Their Secret Rehearsal Plan
Well, look who decided to grace us with their presence again — it’s Slash, the human embodiment of “I woke…