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SHINEDOWN’s ZACH MYERS Throws Tantrum Because Robots Are Better Songwriters Than Him
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SHINEDOWN’s ZACH MYERS Throws Tantrum Because Robots Are Better Songwriters Than Him

Chord F. DiscordJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some hot takes? 🤣 SHINEDOWN’s Zach Myers is sounding off about people using…

DEEP PURPLE Still Making Music Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Smoke on the Water in 1972
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DEEP PURPLE Still Making Music Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Smoke on the Water in 1972

Chord F. DiscordJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

The epic news we’ve all been waiting for: DEEP PURPLE is back with a new single, “Diablo”, and it’s a…

OMG You Guys BREAKING BENJAMIN Finally Finished Their Album After Only A Million Years Of Waiting
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OMG You Guys BREAKING BENJAMIN Finally Finished Their Album After Only A Million Years Of Waiting

Chord F. DiscordJune 7, 2026June 7, 2026

The wait is almost over, folks! 🎉🔥 BREAKING BENJAMIN guitarist Jasen Rauch and Keith Wallen sat down with Moshpit Passion…

TAYLOR MOMSEN Reveals The Shocking Truth About Why THE PRETTY RECKLESS Doesn’t Use Backing Tapes Or Click Tracks Live
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TAYLOR MOMSEN Reveals The Shocking Truth About Why THE PRETTY RECKLESS Doesn’t Use Backing Tapes Or Click Tracks Live

Chord F. DiscordJune 4, 2026June 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 THE PRETTY RECKLESS frontwoman Taylor Momsen just spilled the…

Because You Clearly Haven’t Heard Enough of Purple Rain Yet Prince Estate Digs Up Some More Old Stuff to Sell You Timeless
Breaking News: Prince Estate Announces New Album, Because You Clearly Didn't Have Enough Prince in Your Life 🙄
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Because You Clearly Haven’t Heard Enough of Purple Rain Yet Prince Estate Digs Up Some More Old Stuff to Sell You Timeless

Chord F. DiscordJune 4, 2026June 4, 2026

The Prince Estate has just announced the release of Timeless, a new posthumous Prince album, in partnership with Legacy Recordings.…

Goregrind vocalists🤘 looking for inspiration:
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Goregrind vocalists🤘 looking for inspiration:

Chuck B. BallsyJune 3, 2026

When You Need 12 New Goregrind Songs by Tomorrow! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

XANDRIA Finally Decides to Release Some Actual Music Instead of Just Reheating the Same Old Power Ballads for the 12 People Who Still Listen to Symphonic Metal ‘Colours’ Single Dropping Like a Hot Potato From Upcoming ‘Eclipse’ Album Because Who Needs a Social Life Anyway
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XANDRIA Finally Decides to Release Some Actual Music Instead of Just Reheating the Same Old Power Ballads for the 12 People Who Still Listen to Symphonic Metal ‘Colours’ Single Dropping Like a Hot Potato From Upcoming ‘Eclipse’ Album Because Who Needs a Social Life Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJune 2, 2026June 2, 2026

🎸👀 Get ready for the most epic symphonic metal album of the century! 🎶🔥 German symphonic metallers XANDRIA will release…

ACCEPT Drops Earth Shattering Masterpiece ‘Fast As A Shark’ Featuring Random Music Legends They Found In Their Attic PHILIP ANSELMO, KIRK HAMMETT, BILLY SHEEHAN, MIKKEY DEE
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ACCEPT Drops Earth Shattering Masterpiece ‘Fast As A Shark’ Featuring Random Music Legends They Found In Their Attic PHILIP ANSELMO, KIRK HAMMETT, BILLY SHEEHAN, MIKKEY DEE

Chord F. DiscordJune 2, 2026June 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩🎸 German/American heavy metal legends ACCEPT are celebrating 50 years…

SONNY SANDOVAL On P.O.D.’s Upcoming LP: ‘It’s Definitely Not Going to Be a Trainwreck and Will Totally Not Be Forgotten in a Month’
Breaking News: P.O.D. Finishes Recording New Album and It's Going to Be a Wild Ride 🎉🔥
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SONNY SANDOVAL On P.O.D.’s Upcoming LP: ‘It’s Definitely Not Going to Be a Trainwreck and Will Totally Not Be Forgotten in a Month’

Chord F. DiscordJune 1, 2026June 1, 2026

The wait is over, folks! P.O.D. has finally completed work on their brand new studio album, and we can’t wait…

DAVID DRAIMAN Claims DISTURBED’s New Songs Are So Groundbreakingly Original You’ll Forget They’re The Same Band That’s Been Playing The Same Riff For 20 Years
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DAVID DRAIMAN Claims DISTURBED’s New Songs Are So Groundbreakingly Original You’ll Forget They’re The Same Band That’s Been Playing The Same Riff For 20 Years

Chord F. DiscordMay 31, 2026May 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉🤩 David Draiman, the lead vocalist of DISTURBED, has just announced…

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