LES CLAYPOOL Falls For Drummer With No Red Flags Whatsoever
I just spilled my beer all over my desk after hearing the shocking news that Primus has finally found a…
Tag: Songs
KK’S PRIEST somehow still exists and is touring with W.A.S.P. because you clearly needed this in your life
OH MY METAL GODS, KK’S PRIEST IS TOURING AND PLAYING ALL THE JUDAS PRIEST SONGS YOU FORGOT EXISTED!!! 🤯 I…
Chad Gray still touring because your uncle wont stop playing Drowning Pool
OH BOY, CHAD GRAY IS TOURING AND I’M SO EXCITED I CAN BARELY CONTAIN MY APATHY 🤷♂️. In a move…
ROSS VALORY crushes dreams of midlife crisis dudes everywhere
I mean, who wouldn’t be cool with being booted from one of the most iconic rock bands of all time?…
WASP dusts off ancient relic Mr Cool for nostalgia desperate fans
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia? 🤯 W.A.S.P. just kicked off their “1984 To Headless” 2026…
William Shatner Saves Metal With Confusingly Titled Album
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 William Shatner, the 95-year-old “Star Trek” legend, is making a heavy…
Bruce Dickinson remixes 25 year old album because you clearly didnt buy it the first time
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? I can barely contain my enthusiasm… Bruce Dickinson’s 1997 solo…
Robert Plant still making music for your dad
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that will change your life forever? 🙄 I mean, it’s not…
Sharon Den Adel finally notices the world is a mess
Oh no, the world is ending and Sharon Den Adel from Within Temptation is here to save us with her…
Gamescom 2026’s Most Tolerable Titles According to CGM
Gamescom 2026 has come and gone, leaving us with a slew of exciting games to look forward to in the…