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ABC’s Epic Fail: How Much Cash They’re Flushing by Skipping ‘Bachelorette’ Season 22 and Making Us All Sad
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ABC’s Epic Fail: How Much Cash They’re Flushing by Skipping ‘Bachelorette’ Season 22 and Making Us All Sad

FinnMarch 21, 2026March 21, 2026

Hold on to your artisanal rosé, folks — ABC just learned the hard way that reality TV drama comes with…

NEUROSIS Drops Unexpected Masterpiece: ‘An Undying Love For A Burning World’ – Fans Go Berserk Over Decade-Long Wait!
NEUROSIS Just Dropped an Album While You Were Still Deciding What to Stream
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NEUROSIS Drops Unexpected Masterpiece: ‘An Undying Love For A Burning World’ – Fans Go Berserk Over Decade-Long Wait!

Chord F. DiscordMarch 20, 2026March 20, 2026

So, NEUROSIS just did that thing where they casually release a new album after a 10-year silence, as if to…

‘Soul’ Director Claims Streaming Release Was ‘Heartbreaking’—Says He’d Rather Have People Watch It on a 1980s VHS Player While Sitting on a Couch Covered in Cheeto Dust
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‘Soul’ Director Claims Streaming Release Was ‘Heartbreaking’—Says He’d Rather Have People Watch It on a 1980s VHS Player While Sitting on a Couch Covered in Cheeto Dust

FinnMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Oh boy, where do I even begin with this tragic tale of cinematic woe? Pixar’s Soul—a film so profound it…

MOONSPELL: ‘Far From God’ Album Drops in July, Title Track Comes to Save Your Soul (or Not) Later This Month
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MOONSPELL: ‘Far From God’ Album Drops in July, Title Track Comes to Save Your Soul (or Not) Later This Month

Chord F. DiscordMarch 8, 2026March 8, 2026

Portuguese gothic metal band MOONSPELL announces new album “Far From God” — and no, they’re not starting a podcast about…

After tariffs, inflation, and gas prices, small businesses now dealing with existential dread and the crushing weight of capitalism’s endless appetite for their soul
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After tariffs, inflation, and gas prices, small businesses now dealing with existential dread and the crushing weight of capitalism’s endless appetite for their soul

Big ElephantMarch 5, 2026March 5, 2026

Gas Prices Skyrocket as Trump’s America Gets Punched in the Gut Look, I’m not saying Democrats and their Iranian puppet…

Apple Unveils the “MacBook Neo” — Because Who Needs Money Anyway?
Apple Just Dropped a MacBook That Won't Require Selling a Kidney 💸
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Apple Unveils the “MacBook Neo” — Because Who Needs Money Anyway?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 4, 2026March 4, 2026

Apple has officially decided to stop pretending their laptops are made of unicorn tears and solid gold, announcing the MacBook…

SKINDRED Drops ‘Can I Get A’ – Because Apparently We All Need A Reminder That The New Album ‘You Got This’ Exists
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SKINDRED Drops ‘Can I Get A’ – Because Apparently We All Need A Reminder That The New Album ‘You Got This’ Exists

Chord F. DiscordMarch 4, 2026March 4, 2026

Welsh ragga metal legends SKINDRED have unleashed their latest sonic abomination, “Can I Get A,” proving once again that combining…

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REGGAE SUNDAY: Where the Rum Flows and the Dance Moves Go Rogue in the #1 Caribbean Party That’ll Make Your Grandma Say “Whaaat?”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

REGGAE SUNDAY The #1 Caribbean Party In The City (finally, a party that’s not just “meh”) LIMITED CAPACITY EVENT |…

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NEO SOUL SUNDAYS: WHERE THE GROOVE IS LOUDER THAN YOUR EX’S NEW PARTNER’S CAR STEREO

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

SUNDAY FUNDAY @ STONE WATER: WHERE ADULTING TAKES A BACKSEAT TO VIBES! 🎉 New venue, same mature crowd pretending they’re…

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SILK LIVE IN CONCERT FOR BLACK RODEO WEEKEND AT 5015 SATURDAY MARCH 7TH

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

**SILK’s Black Rodeo Weekend Bash: Where Smooth Beats Meet Cowboy Boots** 🤠 Dust off your cowboy hats and silk shirts,…

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