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Gene Simmons Swears KISS Won’t Tour Again (Unless the Price is Right, LOL)
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Gene Simmons Swears KISS Won’t Tour Again (Unless the Price is Right, LOL)

Chord F. DiscordMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

In a recent chat with some dude named Kyle Meredith (who?), Gene Simmons, the self-proclaimed God of Thunder (more like…

OMG! PAX East 2025 gonna unleash MORE wallet-draining cardboard crack with Final Fantasy MTG cards and ✨art✨ that’ll make you question all your life choices πŸ€ͺ
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OMG! PAX East 2025 gonna unleash MORE wallet-draining cardboard crack with Final Fantasy MTG cards and ✨art✨ that’ll make you question all your life choices πŸ€ͺ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups! Wizards of the Coast, those lovable enablers of cardboard crack addiction, decided to team up with…

Prepare your eardrums for a geriatric rock-off as FOREIGNER, propped up by the ancient relic LOU GRAMM, creaks through Santiago, Chile in Spring 2025! πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸ‡¨πŸ‡±πŸ€£
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Prepare your eardrums for a geriatric rock-off as FOREIGNER, propped up by the ancient relic LOU GRAMM, creaks through Santiago, Chile in Spring 2025! πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸ‡¨πŸ‡±πŸ€£

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

HOLY GUACAMOLE! πŸ₯‘ Fan-filmed video surfaces of FOREIGNER’s May 7th concert in Chile, and let’s just say it’s a masterclass…

World of Tanks Dressed Up as Vikings Again, Probably to Sell More Loot Boxes πŸ™„βš”οΈπŸ’°
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World of Tanks Dressed Up as Vikings Again, Probably to Sell More Loot Boxes πŸ™„βš”οΈπŸ’°

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 8, 2025May 8, 2025

Oh, great, just what the world needed: more tanks. But wait, hold your horses (or should I say, tanks?)! Wargaming…

Frozen Soul in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)
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Frozen Soul in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2025

Death Metal from Fort Worth, Texas!

Frozen Soul in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)
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Frozen Soul in Greensboro, NC (05/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2025

Death Metal from Fort Worth, Texas!

Grand Theft Auto VI Trailer: Florida Simulator 2077 looks like my retirement plan, except with more explosions and less shuffleboard πŸŒ΄πŸ‘΅πŸ’₯
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Grand Theft Auto VI Trailer: Florida Simulator 2077 looks like my retirement plan, except with more explosions and less shuffleboard πŸŒ΄πŸ‘΅πŸ’₯

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 6, 2025May 6, 2025

OMG! Rockstar DELAYS GTA VI AGAIN! 😱 Is this the end of gaming as we know it?! Okay, okay, calm…

Jackbox Party Pack 11 Dares to Release “Suspectives,” a Game We’re Already Side-Eyeing πŸ‘€
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Jackbox Party Pack 11 Dares to Release “Suspectives,” a Game We’re Already Side-Eyeing πŸ‘€

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 5, 2025May 5, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. πŸ™„ Jackbox, those corporate overlords, have dared to grace us with *another* party pack! As if we…

Xbox fans, prepare to sell your kidneys because Microsoft thinks you’re made of money πŸ€‘ and $80 games are just the beginning πŸš€
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Xbox fans, prepare to sell your kidneys because Microsoft thinks you’re made of money πŸ€‘ and $80 games are just the beginning πŸš€

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Listen up, peasants! πŸ‘‘ Microsoft, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just infinite greed πŸ€‘), has decided that your measly…

Gary Kemp Talks About “This Destination” (Yeah, We Know You’re Googling It πŸ™„)
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Gary Kemp Talks About “This Destination” (Yeah, We Know You’re Googling It πŸ™„)

Chord F. DiscordApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

So, Gary Kemp, bless his cotton socks, has a new album out. πŸ™„ Apparently, it’s called *This Destination*. Because, you…

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