LIFE OF AGONY Turns ‘Don’t You (Forget About Me)’ Into A Post-Grunge Funeral March For Bender’s Soul
Brooklyn’s LIFELINE OF AGONY (formerly known as LIFE OF AGONY) has once again proven they can turn any classic into…
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Global Culinary Conference 2026: Chefs Unite to Debate Whether Pineapple Belongs on Pizza
**2026 Global Culinary Conference** *Hosted by Feed the Soul Foundation, because clearly we all need therapy through food* **📍 Anderson-Clarke…
HGTV Cancels Rehab Addict Because Host’s Vocabulary Was the Only Thing in Need of a Makeover
HGTV, the network that brings you hours of people arguing about granite countertops, has decided to renovate its own reputation…
Zakk Wylde Claims AI in Music Is “Fine,” But It’s “Still a Soul-Crushing Void Compared to Real Talent”
Zakk Wylde Says A.I. Music Generators Are Fine, But You Can’t Replace Ozzy’s Mind Or Tony Iommi’s Riffs During a…
Lauren Stott Gilbert’s Family Needs Your Money (and Maybe Your Soul)
Let’s Party for a Cause (Because Cancer Sucks) 🎉 Join us for an afternoon of community, fundraising, and support for…
Pi Lambda Lambda Annual Black Affair: Black OWT or Black Out?
Get ready to shake your black-clad booty at the ultimate party within a party! 💃🏾🕺🏾 The Pi Lambda Lambda –…
Man Breaks World Record for Most Times Riding Disneyland’s ‘Cars’ Ride, Probably Needs a New Hobby
Oh, look at Mr. Big Shot, Jon Hale of Brea, California. This guy has ridden Radiator Springs Racers more times…
ZAKK WYLDE: “PANTERA Reunion? Only If PHILIP ANSELMO And REX BROWN Can Handle DIMEBAG’s Ghost Riffs”
Oh look, it’s PANTERA: The Phantom Reunion, starring Zakk Wylde as “The Guy Who’s Not Dimebag” and Charlie Benante as…
DEF LEPPARD Unleashes ‘Rejoice’ At Vegas Residency, Finally Making Sin City’s Slot Machines Stop Spinning For Once
DEF LEPPARD kicked off its third Las Vegas residency, “Def Leppard Live At Caesars Palace: The Las Vegas Residency”, on…
MIKE PORTNOY Snubs MIKE MANGINI: ‘I’m Too Good For Those Technical Comparisons!’
Oh look, Mike Portnoy is talking about Mike Mangini again. How shocking. It’s like watching your ex gush about their…