Ex METALLICA Bassist JASON NEWSTED Finally Finds Something More Painful Than Listening To LULU
Breaking news, folks! 🚨😱 Former METALLICA bassist Jason Newsted has just announced that he’s been battling throat cancer, and we’re…
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EUROPE Finally Decides to Bless Us with Another Album ‘Come This Madness’ Because We Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Their Brand of Cheesy Rock, Drops ‘One On One’ Single to Prepare Us for Impending Glory
Get ready for the most epic comeback of the year, folks! 🤩 After a whole nine years, the Swedish hard…
It wounds to the depths of the soul
Bro's million views video gone flop 🤣🤣 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
DREAM THEATER’s JOHN PETRUCCI Admits Playing Whole ‘Parasomnia’ Album Live Is Super Fun For Him But Possibly Soul Crushing For Everyone Else
In a shocking turn of events, Dream Theater guitarist John Petrucci revealed that the band’s current tour has been a…
ELOY CASAGRANDE Totally Nails SLIPKNOT Audition By Having No Clue What He’s Doing And Probably Playing The Macarena On Drums
In a shocking turn of events, former Sepultura drummer Eloy Casagrande has joined the infamous metal band Slipknot, and we’re…
Get Ready for the Most Soul-Crushing Existential Crisis of Your Life with Prove You’re Human, the Latest Masterpiece from the Clearly Not Alien Overlords Behind 1000xResist
In a world where AI has taken over, one game dares to ask the question: what does it mean to…
GosT (James Lollar) has passed away at the age of 46
Dark synthwave legend was signed to Metal Blade and collab’d with Frozen Soul Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…
Peter Gabriel Finally Emerges From His Cave to Bless Us with New Music That Will Probably Be Played at Every Hippie Wedding for the Next Decade
Peter Gabriel, the legendary musician and king of confusing album titles, has just dropped a new track called “Till Your…
The Last of Us Online Got Cancelled Faster Than My Social Life After Playing The Last of Us
So, you thought you knew the whole story behind the cancellation of The Last of Us Online? 🤔 Think again,…
KREATOR Made a Music Video For ‘Loyal To The Grave’ and It’s Totally Not a Desperate Cry For Relevance Inspired by a 28-Year-Old Movie
Get ready for some face-melting, ear-shredding, and soul-crushing metal music, because the German/Finnish/French thrash metal legends KREATOR have just dropped…