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Tag: soundtrack

Ice Nine Kills Drools Over ’89 Batman, Churns Out Another Generic Track for Clueless Fanboys
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Ice Nine Kills Drools Over ’89 Batman, Churns Out Another Generic Track for Clueless Fanboys

Chord F. DiscordOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

ICE NINE KILLS, those maestros of musical mayhem, 🤡 invite you to “dance with the devil in the pale moonlight”…

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Finally Sells Enough Copies to Pay for Someone’s Coffee
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Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Finally Sells Enough Copies to Pay for Someone’s Coffee

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Oh my freaking god, hold the phone 📱! Apparently, *Clair Obscur: Expedition 33* – you know, that game nobody actually…

PlayStation Cancels Concert Tour, Leaving Fans Wondering If They Imagined the Whole Thing
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PlayStation Cancels Concert Tour, Leaving Fans Wondering If They Imagined the Whole Thing

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did you hear? PlayStation: The Concert is CANCELLED! 🤣 All those epic melodies from The Last of Us…

NINE INCH NAILS Announce February/March 2026 North American Tour (Get Ready to Be Disappointed Again)
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NINE INCH NAILS Announce February/March 2026 North American Tour (Get Ready to Be Disappointed Again)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

😱 BREAKING: Your Grandpa’s Favorite Band, NINE INCH NAILS, Is Back to “Peel It Back” One More Time! 👴🎸 Get…

Wolfgang Van Halen States the Obvious: Music Biz Not For Quitters, Duh
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Wolfgang Van Halen States the Obvious: Music Biz Not For Quitters, Duh

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

So, Wolfgang Van Halen, bless his heart ❤️, graced 98 Rock 📻 with his presence, rambling about the horrors 😱…

Creed’s “Best Of” Album: Because Once Was Not Enough
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Creed’s “Best Of” Album: Because Once Was Not Enough

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

OMG 😱, fresh from their earth-shattering (and by “earth-shattering” we mean “mildly inconvenient to some”) comeback last year, everyone’s favorite…

GTA 6 Apps Leaked: 5 Features That Will Make You Question Reality (and Your Life Choices)
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GTA 6 Apps Leaked: 5 Features That Will Make You Question Reality (and Your Life Choices)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

GTA 6, slated for release on May 26, 2026 (mark your calendars, folks, it’s gonna be YUGE!📅), is causing more…

Echo & The Bunnymen Announce They’re Still Alive (Barely) Tour
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Echo & The Bunnymen Announce They’re Still Alive (Barely) Tour

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

🤡 Echo & The Bunnymen, those relics from a bygone era, have officially announced a “major” nationwide tour for 2026!…

Turbo Overkill: Ultimate Edition? More Like TURBO OVERHYPED: ULTIMATE-LY DISAPPOINTING Edition Now Available For Your Annoyance On Consoles And PC!
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Turbo Overkill: Ultimate Edition? More Like TURBO OVERHYPED: ULTIMATE-LY DISAPPOINTING Edition Now Available For Your Annoyance On Consoles And PC!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Oh, boy! Apogee Entertainment, the geniuses behind such timeless classics as Duke Nukem (forever in development, just like our hopes…

Pink Floyd Dumps ‘Wish You Were Here 50’ 50th-Anniversary Cash Grab on Unsuspecting Fans
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Pink Floyd Dumps ‘Wish You Were Here 50’ 50th-Anniversary Cash Grab on Unsuspecting Fans

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

Oh, great, another cash grab! PINK FLOYD, bless their boomer hearts, are “celebrating” the 50th anniversary of “Wish You Were…

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