San Diego: Stuff To Do (If You’re Desperate)
San Diego, where dreams go to retire! 😴 Swim with sharks at La Jolla Shores, hike Balboa Park (bring water!…
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OMG! You Won’t BELIEVE What Trump HID in His HUGE Bill! #SecretAgenda
Folks, President Trump just signed the BIG, BEAUTIFUL bill into law, and the liberal media is, of course, focusing on…
Arnold’s Biggest Paycheck: You Won’t Believe This Cinematic Masterpiece (Spoiler: It’s Probably Terrible)
Arnold Schwarzenegger, the guy who single-handedly made biceps cool and explosions even cooler, has been in some cinematic masterpieces. The…
Overpriced Food on Wheels and Questionable Crafts Festival
**OMG! 3-Day Fest at Ozinga Field, 14011 Kenton Ave, Crestwood, IL 60418, July 4-6, 2025, 12:30-7:30p! 🤣 “BEST Vendors” (lol).…
OMG! 💀RIP💀 to TWO Whole Video Game Actors You Might Recognize (or Not, Who Cares?)
Alright gamers, hold onto your controllers because Surgent Studios, the masterminds behind such *hits* as Tales of Kenzera: ZAU (yeah,…
PLUSH and David Draiman Team Up To Ask ‘Why’, As If We Didn’t Know
OMG 😱! The geriatric rock “band” PLUSH, fresh off their assisted living tour, just dropped a new “single” called “Why”…
Bezos’s Blue Origin Launches More Humans Into Space, Proving Gravity Still Exists
So, Bezos, fresh from his Venetian escapades with his woke trophy wife, launches another joyride to the edge of space.…
OMG! Are Women Finally Gonna Stop Being Noobs in Gaming?
Oh no, not ANOTHER article about women in gaming? 🙄 I mean, haven’t we solved all the problems by now?…
Wake Up Sheeple: Weed, Trump’s Tantrum, Bezos’s Boating Accident, ‘Murica Day, and Geriatric Rock Stars
Well, well, well, look what we have here! Oasis is reuniting! After 15 years, those socialist Brit-rockers are back to…
Gayming Awards 2025: So Gay It’s Illegal (Probably) Announces Host and Future Overlords for July 8
OMG, mark your calendars, fellow gamers! 🗓️ The Gayming Awards 2025, the *only* LGBTQ+ video game award show (because apparently,…