SLASH blesses us with same old music on slightly different colored vinyl because you didnt already waste enough money
Oh joy, oh rapture! It’s time to shell out some cash for more limited-edition vinyl releases, because what every metalhead…
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John Cooper Still Clinging To Skillet’s Christian Roots Because The Paycheck Is Still Good
In a stunning turn of events, John Cooper, the frontman and bassist of the Grammy-nominated Christian rock group Skillet, has…
Rhino rereleases same Black Sabbath albums for 12th time because you clearly didnt buy them enough already
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… 😴…
Starsailor rehashes Love Is Here for the umpteenth time apparently
Well, it’s that time again, folks. Another anniversary, another deluxe edition, another chance for me to dust off my “I’m…
Netflix Shrugs Off Demon Hunter’s Lawsuit Because Who Needs Original Ideas Anyway
Oh no, the metal world is ending: DEMON HUNTER is suing Netflix over the “KPop Demon Hunters” name 🤯! I…
Floor Jansen Butchers Metallica Classic With Bunch Of Sailors
Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🎉 NIGHTWISH singer Floor Jansen just performed with the Marine Band Of…
Skillet Blesses Us With More Christian Rock To Suffer Through
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some Christian rock? 🤘 Because Skillet just announced a new independent EP, “After…
SKATEBOARD MARKETING Still Somehow Employing People After 35 Years
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you all.…
Billionaire Josh Kushner Now Owns Lakers Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Josh Kushner, the brother of Jared Kushner, and I’ve got to say, this…
Ozzy’s Crazy Train hits 1 billion streams because your grandma finally figured out Spotify
Oh boy, are you ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 Ozzy Osbourne’s iconic song “Crazy Train” has just reached a…