Universal Throws in Towel on Failed Fast and Furious Cash Grab One Year Early
The Fast & Furious attraction at Universal Studios Florida is headed toward a supercharged ending, because of course it is.…
Tag: Squeeze
Warframe Gets Yet Another Overhaul Because Why Not
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Digital Extremes has announced a brand new solar system for Warframe…
Bipartisan Senators Miraculously Agree on Something with Trump Administration
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Bipartisan senators announced an agreement with the Trump administration to move…
KL Stealthily Fueling Your Gaming Addiction Somehow
Kuala Lumpur, the city that’s been secretly making your favorite games for years, is finally getting the recognition it deserves.…
Steam Machine Users Delighted by New Red glow of Impending Doom
Oh joy, another hardware launch, another chance for our favorite companies to disappoint us with subpar quality control. The Steam…
Swift-Kelce wedding steals spotlight from actual news somehow
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The 5 Things PM newsletter from CNN is always full…
XBOX Axes Employees, Remains Super Committed to Your Wallet
Oh joy, the gaming industry is at it again, and by “at it again,” I mean they’re still trying to…
Because You Clearly Needed Another Dragon’s Dogma Sequel Right Now
Well, well, well, Capcom is at it again, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. The latest Nintendo…
The Proclaimers return because the farewell tour was just a warmup apparently
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, The Proclaimers are back with a new album, because who needs a break…
Oh No The Apocalypse Is Near Only 282 Whole Entire US Outdoor Theaters Left To Watch Movies Under The Stars And Eat Overpriced Nachos
Oh joy, summer is finally here, and you know what that means… it’s time to squeeze into a hot car…