Because You Clearly Needed Another Jumanji Sequel To Fill Void In Soul
The wait is over, and the trailer for Jumanji: Open World has finally arrived, because what the world really needed…
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Age of Empires 3 resurrected with recycled Baltic Powers DLC cash grab coming September
Well, folks, it’s time to dust off those old Age of Empires CDs, because the cancelled Baltic Powers DLC is…
Because Hollywood Ran Out of New Ideas for Avengers Doomsday
The first official trailer for Avengers: Doomsday has dropped, and with it comes the return of Steve Rogers, reconnecting with…
GOP Leaders Fold On Veterans Bill Because Infighting Is Harder
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Speaker Mike Johnson’s latest debacle, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, he was…
Universal Throws in Towel on Failed Fast and Furious Cash Grab One Year Early
The Fast & Furious attraction at Universal Studios Florida is headed toward a supercharged ending, because of course it is.…
Warframe Gets Yet Another Overhaul Because Why Not
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Digital Extremes has announced a brand new solar system for Warframe…
Bipartisan Senators Miraculously Agree on Something with Trump Administration
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Bipartisan senators announced an agreement with the Trump administration to move…
KL Stealthily Fueling Your Gaming Addiction Somehow
Kuala Lumpur, the city that’s been secretly making your favorite games for years, is finally getting the recognition it deserves.…
Steam Machine Users Delighted by New Red glow of Impending Doom
Oh joy, another hardware launch, another chance for our favorite companies to disappoint us with subpar quality control. The Steam…
Swift-Kelce wedding steals spotlight from actual news somehow
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The 5 Things PM newsletter from CNN is always full…