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Because the world was missing a Golden Axe animated series apparently
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Because the world was missing a Golden Axe animated series apparently

FinnAugust 20, 2026August 21, 2026

Fans of the old school Sega Genesis will feel a tinge of nostalgia somewhere in the back of their brains…

Pennsylvania Limits Data Centers Because Who Needs Jobs Anyway
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Pennsylvania Limits Data Centers Because Who Needs Jobs Anyway

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding data centers, and I have to say, it’s…

Barbie 2 probably wont happen because miracles do occur in Hollywood sometimes
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Barbie 2 probably wont happen because miracles do occur in Hollywood sometimes

FinnAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

It’s official: the Barbie sequel that was all but guaranteed after the first film’s massive $1.4 billion haul in 2023…

Trump’s Immigration Plan Sparks Joy Among Chaotic People Everywhere Apparently
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Trump’s Immigration Plan Sparks Joy Among Chaotic People Everywhere Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is facing pushback from industry groups over its…

Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Grown Ups Sequel Apparently
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Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Grown Ups Sequel Apparently

FinnAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Adam Sandler is back at it again, mining his back catalogue for Netflix as the streamer announces a third instalment…

Inflation Soars Because Who Needs Money Anyway
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Inflation Soars Because Who Needs Money Anyway

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The cost of living in Seattle is getting out of hand,…

Because You Clearly Needed Another Jumanji Sequel To Fill Void In Soul
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Because You Clearly Needed Another Jumanji Sequel To Fill Void In Soul

FinnJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

The wait is over, and the trailer for Jumanji: Open World has finally arrived, because what the world really needed…

Age of Empires 3 resurrected with recycled Baltic Powers DLC cash grab coming September
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Age of Empires 3 resurrected with recycled Baltic Powers DLC cash grab coming September

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026July 24, 2026

Well, folks, it’s time to dust off those old Age of Empires CDs, because the cancelled Baltic Powers DLC is…

Because Hollywood Ran Out of New Ideas for Avengers Doomsday
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Because Hollywood Ran Out of New Ideas for Avengers Doomsday

FinnJuly 23, 2026July 24, 2026

The first official trailer for Avengers: Doomsday has dropped, and with it comes the return of Steve Rogers, reconnecting with…

GOP Leaders Fold On Veterans Bill Because Infighting Is Harder
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GOP Leaders Fold On Veterans Bill Because Infighting Is Harder

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Speaker Mike Johnson’s latest debacle, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, he was…

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