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Tag: Star Trek

Gaming’s Holiest Cash Cow Milked Again With Star Trek Resurrection
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Gaming’s Holiest Cash Cow Milked Again With Star Trek Resurrection

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

As I sit here, pondering the latest developments in the world of Star Trek, I am reminded of the immortal…

Nostalgic showrunners reboot Star Trek for their former selves
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Nostalgic showrunners reboot Star Trek for their former selves

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 25, 2026July 26, 2026

Get ready to boldly go where no gamer has gone before, as we dive into the world of Star Trek:…

Another Week Another Desperate Attempt to Fill the Void with New Shows
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Another Week Another Desperate Attempt to Fill the Void with New Shows

FinnJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Get ready for another thrilling week of TV shows and streaming series, because that’s clearly what the world was missing.…

Magic meets Star Trek in bold crossover cash grab with familiar faces
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Magic meets Star Trek in bold crossover cash grab with familiar faces

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026July 14, 2026

Get ready to boldly go where no Magic: The Gathering player has gone before, as Wizards of the Coast has…

Star Trek Turns 60 With Limited Edition Blu-ray Set
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Star Trek Turns 60 With Limited Edition Blu-ray Set

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

This year marks the 60th anniversary of Star Trek, one of the greatest space TV shows of all time —…

“War of the Worlds” Gets Roasted as Year’s Cinematic Dumpster Fire
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“War of the Worlds” Gets Roasted as Year’s Cinematic Dumpster Fire

FinnMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Hold on to your popcorn, folks, because the 2026 Golden Raspberry Awards just dropped, and the cinematic dumpster fire of…

HBO Max and Paramount+ Will Be Merged Into One Service, So You Can Finally Watch Both at the Same Time—or Not at All
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HBO Max and Paramount+ Will Be Merged Into One Service, So You Can Finally Watch Both at the Same Time—or Not at All

FinnMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

Oh, great. Just what we needed — another streaming service to make us feel guilty for not watching enough TV.…

The Nominees For the Worst Movie of the Year Are Here and honestly who cares
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The Nominees For the Worst Movie of the Year Are Here and honestly who cares

FinnJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

🚨 THE RAZZIE NOMINEES ARE HERE! 🚨 Cinephiles, grab your barf bags and prepare for a cinematic journey so terrible,…

Prime Video Says “Boi” To Accuracy, Casts Completely Unrelated Beefcake As Kratos For God of War
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Prime Video Says “Boi” To Accuracy, Casts Completely Unrelated Beefcake As Kratos For God of War

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

Hold onto your Leviathan Axe and prepare your most dramatic sighs, gamers, because Sony and Amazon have finally decided to…

Priyanka Chopra Jonas and Karl Urban Team Up in The Bluff – Because Apparently We Needed More Plot Twists
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Priyanka Chopra Jonas and Karl Urban Team Up in The Bluff – Because Apparently We Needed More Plot Twists

FinnJanuary 12, 2026January 12, 2026

Hold onto your rum and don’t spill the grog, because Priyanka Chopra Jonas is trading in her red-carpet gowns for…

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