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Tag: Star Trek

Because What Hollywood Really Needs Is More Reboots Apparently
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Because What Hollywood Really Needs Is More Reboots Apparently

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

In the endless pursuit of nostalgia and easy profits, TV revivals have become the norm. It’s a rare classic show…

William Shatner Saves Metal With Confusingly Titled Album
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William Shatner Saves Metal With Confusingly Titled Album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 William Shatner, the 95-year-old “Star Trek” legend, is making a heavy…

Studio Execs Still Clueless About Why Sequels Bomb Despite Rotten Tomatoes Scores
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Studio Execs Still Clueless About Why Sequels Bomb Despite Rotten Tomatoes Scores

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Rotten Tomatoes has once again become the focal point of a discussion that seems to pop up every few months:…

Oh Boy Get Ready for the Most Epic Releases Ever What’s New in Home Video – Project Hail Mary!
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Oh Boy Get Ready for the Most Epic Releases Ever What’s New in Home Video – Project Hail Mary!

FinnAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

This week’s releases are so lit, you’ll need shades to read about them! 🕶️👀 We’ve got a bunch of awesome…

Gaming’s Holiest Cash Cow Milked Again With Star Trek Resurrection
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Gaming’s Holiest Cash Cow Milked Again With Star Trek Resurrection

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

As I sit here, pondering the latest developments in the world of Star Trek, I am reminded of the immortal…

Nostalgic showrunners reboot Star Trek for their former selves
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Nostalgic showrunners reboot Star Trek for their former selves

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 25, 2026July 26, 2026

Get ready to boldly go where no gamer has gone before, as we dive into the world of Star Trek:…

Another Week Another Desperate Attempt to Fill the Void with New Shows
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Another Week Another Desperate Attempt to Fill the Void with New Shows

FinnJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Get ready for another thrilling week of TV shows and streaming series, because that’s clearly what the world was missing.…

Magic meets Star Trek in bold crossover cash grab with familiar faces
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Magic meets Star Trek in bold crossover cash grab with familiar faces

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026July 14, 2026

Get ready to boldly go where no Magic: The Gathering player has gone before, as Wizards of the Coast has…

Star Trek Turns 60 With Limited Edition Blu-ray Set
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Star Trek Turns 60 With Limited Edition Blu-ray Set

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

This year marks the 60th anniversary of Star Trek, one of the greatest space TV shows of all time —…

“War of the Worlds” Gets Roasted as Year’s Cinematic Dumpster Fire
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“War of the Worlds” Gets Roasted as Year’s Cinematic Dumpster Fire

FinnMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Hold on to your popcorn, folks, because the 2026 Golden Raspberry Awards just dropped, and the cinematic dumpster fire of…

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