Priyanka Chopra Jonas and Karl Urban Team Up in The Bluff – Because Apparently We Needed More Plot Twists
Hold onto your rum and don’t spill the grog, because Priyanka Chopra Jonas is trading in her red-carpet gowns for…
Tag: Star Trek
The 16 Shows We’ll Pretend to Care About in 2026
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: THE TV INDUSTRY IS STILL ALIVE, AND IT’S HERE TO STEAL YOUR SOUL ONE BINGE-WATCH AT A…
The Book They Didn’t Want You to Read: Behind the Secret Genius of 2112
🎸 2026: The Year When RUSH Fans Finally Get A Coffee Table Book About A 50-Year-Old Album (And It’s About…
Hugh Jackman trades claws for wool in The Sheep Detectives – baaah humbug!
Move over Sherlock Holmes, there’s a new crime-fighting duo in town—two sheep who’ve traded their wool for trench coats and…
‘Star Trek’ Finally Crawls Out of Its Grave for Another Reboot
🤣 Oh, sweet Jesus, they’re STILL trying to make another Star Trek movie? It’s been a whole DECADE since they last boldly…
Re-Animator Gets the 4K Treatment Because Apparently One Corpse Party Wasn’t Enough
Oh, sweet zombie Jesus, ANOTHER Re-Animator release? 🙄 Didn’t we all suffer enough back in the ’80s? But noooo, Second…
Wildcat: Watch Kate Beckinsale try not to meow her way through this action-thriller trailer
Okay, so James Nunn (who apparently peaked with “One Shot” 🙄) is directing this cinematic masterpiece. And get this cast:…
‘Jurassic World’ Still Exists?! Plus ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ and the Game That Lets You Live Out Your Power Washing Fantasies
More liberal indoctrination for our youth, folks! CNN is pushing “Jurassic World,” “Star Trek,” and some commie “PowerWash Simulator” game.…
FORBIDDEN PLANET: More Like FORBIDDEN TO WATCH AMIRITE
OMG! 💄 Sept 6, 6PM, Forbidden Planet (1956), dir. Fred M. Wilcox. Before Star Trek? Groundbreaking? 🙄 Robby the Robot?…
Fan Expo Canada 2025: Prepare for the Cosplay Apocalypse
As if we needed another reason to question humanity, Fan Expo Canada 2025 happened. Yes, the Toronto Metro Convention…