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Tag: Star Wars

Ahsoka Season 2 Trailer Drops Because You Still Have Money
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Ahsoka Season 2 Trailer Drops Because You Still Have Money

FinnAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

The trailer for Ahsoka Season 2 has finally dropped, and it’s packed with all the action and drama you’d expect…

Because You Clearly Needed More Baby Yoda In Your Life Now
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Because You Clearly Needed More Baby Yoda In Your Life Now

FinnAugust 14, 2026August 23, 2026

The Mandalorian and Grogu movie, which started as a streaming television show, is now coming to streaming. Because of course…

Spider-Man: Brand New Day somehow still making money for Disney
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Spider-Man: Brand New Day somehow still making money for Disney

FinnAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Spider-Man: Brand New Day has officially become the seventh film in history to gross over $700 million at the U.S.…

Netflix Recycles Wonka IP Because Original Ideas Are Clearly Overrated
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Netflix Recycles Wonka IP Because Original Ideas Are Clearly Overrated

FinnAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Netflix is bringing a new animated Willy Wonka movie to theaters in 2027, because what the world really needed was…

KOTOR Spiritual Successor Emerges From Lucasfilm’s Latest Money GrabAttempt
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KOTOR Spiritual Successor Emerges From Lucasfilm’s Latest Money GrabAttempt

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

It’s time to get excited, fellow gamers, because a new Star Wars game is on the horizon, and it’s shaping…

Kingdom Hearts 4 Hints Abound as Voice Actors Slip Into D23 Lineup
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Kingdom Hearts 4 Hints Abound as Voice Actors Slip Into D23 Lineup

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

The Kingdom Hearts 4 hype train has finally left the station, and I’m not sure if I should be excited…

Disney Underwhelmed By Underperformance Of Obvious Cash Grabs
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Disney Underwhelmed By Underperformance Of Obvious Cash Grabs

FinnAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Josh D’Amaro, CEO of Disney, recently acknowledged that the live-action remake of Moana and Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu…

Gaming chairs now Poké-fied with nostalgic pixel art cash grab skins
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Gaming chairs now Poké-fied with nostalgic pixel art cash grab skins

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Because what every gamer really needs is a $100 chair skin to go along with their $60 game and $15…

Disney hands over beloved characters to TikTok chaos merchants
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Disney hands over beloved characters to TikTok chaos merchants

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Disney is teaming up with TikTok to let creators make…

Dungeons & Dragons plots lucrative nostalgia trip with revamped classics and fresh cash grabs
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Dungeons & Dragons plots lucrative nostalgia trip with revamped classics and fresh cash grabs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 1, 2026August 1, 2026

Get ready for a wild ride, folks, as Wizards of the Coast just kicked Gen Con 2026 into high gear…

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