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Tag: Star Wars

Marvel Recycles Another Franchise with Ryan Gosling in Ghost Rider Reboot
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Marvel Recycles Another Franchise with Ryan Gosling in Ghost Rider Reboot

FinnJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Marvel’s latest attempt to resuscitate a dormant franchise has born fruit, as Ryan Gosling is set to star in a…

Because We Clearly Need More Star Wars Content
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Because We Clearly Need More Star Wars Content

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

There’s a new hope for fans of obscure Star Wars content, as Seth Green announced at Comic-Con that the infamous…

Johnny Depp returns because Hollywood has no new ideas
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Johnny Depp returns because Hollywood has no new ideas

FinnJuly 24, 2026July 29, 2026

It’s Christmas in July for Johnny Depp fans, because in Hollywood, every day is a holiday as long as there’s…

More Remakes and Sequels to Binge on Streaming This Weekend Apparently
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More Remakes and Sequels to Binge on Streaming This Weekend Apparently

FinnJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

The weekend is upon us, and you know what that means – a slew of new movies to stream from…

Fetterman Draws Line in Sand Over Israel Loyalty Test
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Fetterman Draws Line in Sand Over Israel Loyalty Test

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Senator John Fetterman is making some big waves in the Democratic…

Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Rocky Thing
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Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Rocky Thing

FinnJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

The Rocky saga appears to have finally come to an end, or so we thought. With Sylvester Stallone now 80…

Oh Great Another Movie with Pedro Pascal Because the World Was Missing That
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Oh Great Another Movie with Pedro Pascal Because the World Was Missing That

FinnJuly 14, 2026July 14, 2026

The most epic movie of the century is coming, and I’m not even exaggerating 🤯! I mean, who needs Avengers…

Hollywood Studios Churn Out Films to Cling to Precious IPs Again
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Hollywood Studios Churn Out Films to Cling to Precious IPs Again

FinnJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Ever wondered why some movie studios keep pumping out films in long-running series, or constantly rebooting already existing stories and…

Because We Needed Another Star Wars Thing Already
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Because We Needed Another Star Wars Thing Already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Oh joy, another Star Wars game, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. I mean, who doesn’t love…

LEGO Unveils New Boba Fett Buildable Figure
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LEGO Unveils New Boba Fett Buildable Figure

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

LEGO has unveiled the first look at its fully buildable Boba Fett display figure, which will be released on August…

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