Pritzker Drops 80 Pounds Because Politics Wasn’t Stressful Enough Already
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker’s weight loss journey. Apparently, he’s lost a whopping…
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Breaking News: Robert Pattinson Trades in Sparkly Vampire Cape for Pedophile Sting Operation in Highly Anticipated Blockbuster To Catch A Predator The Movie Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic movie trailer of the century? 🤣 I mean, who doesn’t…
Yay, 5% Treasury Yield, Just What the Economy Needed Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The 10-year Treasury yield has risen to 5%, a level not…
Pentagon Cans Journalists Because Accountability is Overrated
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the Pentagon and Stars and Stripes, and I’ve…
Federal Court: Prediction Markets Are Just Fancy Gambling Apparently
Folks, I’m reading this article about a federal appeals court ruling that states can regulate prediction markets like gambling, and…
Pentagon’s Anthropic Label Deemed Illegitimate By Judge Because Of Course
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge has ruled that the Pentagon’s decision to label…
Robert Pattinson plays Chris Hansen because apparently we need more of that guy
The first trailer for A24’s Primetime has dropped, and it’s a wild ride. Robert Pattinson stars as Chris Hansen, the…
OMG You Guys Robert Pattinson is Finally Playing a Pedophile Hunter in the Most Epic Film of the Century To Catch a Predator The Movie That Will Change Your Life Forever
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic movie of the century? 🎉🍿 I mean, who doesn’t love…
Justice Dept. quietly ditches Reflecting Pool renovation debacle lawsuit suddenly
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the case against former Olympian David Hearn, and…
Trump Still a Thing for GOP Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s second term, and folks, it’s not looking great for him.…