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Pokémon Champions: Because Who Needs a Full Game When You Can Pay for the Privilege? Coming April 8 to Your Wallet’s Doom!
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Pokémon Champions: Because Who Needs a Full Game When You Can Pay for the Privilege? Coming April 8 to Your Wallet’s Doom!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

Oh, great, another Pokémon game—because clearly, what the world needs now is more ways to watch little creatures punch each…

Marvel Fans Can Now Drop $16,000 on a Shiny Infinity Gauntlet Replica Because Why Not?
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Marvel Fans Can Now Drop $16,000 on a Shiny Infinity Gauntlet Replica Because Why Not?

FinnMarch 21, 2026March 21, 2026

Congratulations! You’re One Step Closer to Universal Domination (for Just $16,129.99) What, you thought the power to control the universe…

Leaving Las Vegas – Watch the trailer for the new 4K restoration (now with 4000% more despair and Nicolas Cage’s existential crisis in stunning HD!)
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Leaving Las Vegas – Watch the trailer for the new 4K restoration (now with 4000% more despair and Nicolas Cage’s existential crisis in stunning HD!)

FinnMarch 16, 2026March 16, 2026

Hey, you! Yes, YOU, the one who thinks Nicolas Cage’s Oscar is for screaming at bees. Get ready to relive…

KLAUS MEINE: ‘SCORPIONS Still Rock Live, Even Though We’re Basically Fossils Now’
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KLAUS MEINE: ‘SCORPIONS Still Rock Live, Even Though We’re Basically Fossils Now’

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 22, 2026February 22, 2026

SCORPIONS are proving that rock ‘n’ roll truly never dies—it just books extended stays in Las Vegas. Klaus Meine and…

MICK MARS’s Attorney Goes Full Meltdown: ‘This Arbitrator’s Ruling Is So Dumb It Hurts’
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MICK MARS’s Attorney Goes Full Meltdown: ‘This Arbitrator’s Ruling Is So Dumb It Hurts’

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 30, 2026January 30, 2026

Well, well, well, look who’s crying foul now — Mick Mars, the guy who once shredded solos like a caffeinated…

Amorphis’s Santteri Kallio Thinks AI Music Videos Are the Future Because He’s Too Lazy to Hire a Director
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Amorphis’s Santteri Kallio Thinks AI Music Videos Are the Future Because He’s Too Lazy to Hire a Director

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

Oh great, another day on the internet where we’re not just debating whether robots will replace us, but whether they’ll…

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