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Metallica’s Black Album Goes 20x Platinum While ‘Master Of Puppets’ Still Stuck in the 80s
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Metallica’s Black Album Goes 20x Platinum While ‘Master Of Puppets’ Still Stuck in the 80s

Chord F. DiscordMay 28, 2025May 28, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ You won’t BELIEVE this! METALLICA, yes, THOSE guys, have actually managed to sell some records! ๐Ÿ’ฟ๐Ÿ’ฟ Apparently, two…

Oh Great, Another Witch Flick: Joey King Might Ruin ‘Practical Magic’
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Oh Great, Another Witch Flick: Joey King Might Ruin ‘Practical Magic’

FinnMay 26, 2025May 26, 2025

Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we’re about to dive headfirst into the cinematic dumpster fire that is…*drumroll*…’Practical Magic 2′! ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฎ…

Netflix Tudum 2025: Prepare for Disappointment and Mild Hype for Stuff You Already Knew About ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŽฌ.
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Netflix Tudum 2025: Prepare for Disappointment and Mild Hype for Stuff You Already Knew About ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŽฌ.

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

Oh. My. Glob. ๐Ÿ™„ Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has deigned to announce the official air date…

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