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GOP Nominates Humanitarian With ‘High-Risk’ Label, Because That’s Going Well
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GOP Nominates Humanitarian With ‘High-Risk’ Label, Because That’s Going Well

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Colorado, where Marine veteran Victor Marx has won…

Maine Democrats Scramble To Replace Guy They Apparently Had
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Maine Democrats Scramble To Replace Guy They Apparently Had

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this Maine Senate nomination process, and let me…

Wisconsin Judge Gets Slap On Wrist For Aiding Immigrant
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Wisconsin Judge Gets Slap On Wrist For Aiding Immigrant

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Wisconsin judge, Hannah Dugan, who just got fined $5,000 for helping…

Because History Class Wasn’t Boring Enough Already
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Because History Class Wasn’t Boring Enough Already

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A popular mobile game called “June’s Journey” is on a mission…

You wont believe what CNN says is Americas mascot now
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You wont believe what CNN says is Americas mascot now

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

The article about the most American animal had me raising an eyebrow, and I almost spilled my coffee reading about…

Sullivan By Another Name Makes Ballot What Are Odds
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Sullivan By Another Name Makes Ballot What Are Odds

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A judge in Alaska has ruled that a man with the…

I Prevail’s Eric Vanlerberghe Spills Tea On Forcing Amira Elfky To Sing On Paradise Single
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I Prevail’s Eric Vanlerberghe Spills Tea On Forcing Amira Elfky To Sing On Paradise Single

Chord F. DiscordJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I PREVAIL is releasing a new single, “Paradise”, on…

Stranger Things Broadway Show Finally Runs Out of Monopoly Money to Waste on This Trainwreck
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Stranger Things Broadway Show Finally Runs Out of Monopoly Money to Waste on This Trainwreck

FinnJune 9, 2026June 9, 2026

The Stranger Things Broadway play is finally ending, and we can’t wait to celebrate the fact that we’ll no longer…

The Batman Part II Because One Film Wasn’t Enough to Suck the Life Out of the Franchise with an Avalanche of Unnecessary Characters
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The Batman Part II Because One Film Wasn’t Enough to Suck the Life Out of the Franchise with an Avalanche of Unnecessary Characters

FinnMay 17, 2026May 17, 2026

The Batman Part II is coming, and we’re all just a bunch of excited bats waiting to see what’s in…

ANDREAS KISSER Totally Definitely Isn’t Lying When He Says He Might Play with SEPULTURA Again After Their Totally Not Permanent Farewell Tour
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ANDREAS KISSER Totally Definitely Isn’t Lying When He Says He Might Play with SEPULTURA Again After Their Totally Not Permanent Farewell Tour

Chord F. DiscordApril 19, 2026April 19, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, SEPULTURA’s guitarist Andreas Kisser has revealed that the band’s farewell tour might not be…

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