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Vance Breaks with Trump on Netanyahu Endorsement Because Sanity
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Vance Breaks with Trump on Netanyahu Endorsement Because Sanity

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Vice President JD Vance declining to endorse Benjamin Netanyahu for reelection, and…

Obama Finds Trump’s Ilhan Omar Probe Totally Not Racist At All
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Obama Finds Trump’s Ilhan Omar Probe Totally Not Racist At All

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Former President Barack Obama is calling…

Trump Ally Gets the Boot in Classic Wednesday Move
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Trump Ally Gets the Boot in Classic Wednesday Move

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Trump administration, and I have to say,…

Sony Boosts PS Plus With Seven New Titles To Justify Subscription Fees
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Sony Boosts PS Plus With Seven New Titles To Justify Subscription Fees

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Another month, another deluge of games to sift through in the PlayStation Plus catalog. Because, you know, what’s a gaming…

Texas Democrats Finally Have Reason To Not Completely Lose Hope
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Texas Democrats Finally Have Reason To Not Completely Lose Hope

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Texas Senate race, and I just can’t help but think, folks,…

Meta Puts All Chips on Facial Computers Because Why Not
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Meta Puts All Chips on Facial Computers Because Why Not

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Meta’s new VR glasses, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…

Trump Woos Base With Utmost Respect And Total Disdain Somehow
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Trump Woos Base With Utmost Respect And Total Disdain Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump is at it again, making…

Trump Country Suddenly Less Trumpy Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Country Suddenly Less Trumpy Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest voting trends in Ohio, and folks, it’s looking like Democrats are…

Democrats Bicker With Beshear Over Texas Governor Race Because Why Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrats Bicker With Beshear Over Texas Governor Race Because Why Not

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear is in a bit of a pickle,…

Democrats Settle For Merely Crushing Opposition In Midterms
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Democrats Settle For Merely Crushing Opposition In Midterms

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

As I sat here sipping my coffee and reading about the Democrats’ plans to take back the House, I couldn’t…

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