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Christa Pike Still Alive Somehow
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Christa Pike Still Alive Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Christa Pike, the woman who was supposed to be executed in…

COREY TAYLOR saves music with 50 year old song
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COREY TAYLOR saves music with 50 year old song

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious rock ‘n’ roll nostalgia? 🤯 I just got word that the…

GOP’s Senate Hopes Slipping Away Slowly But Surely
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GOP’s Senate Hopes Slipping Away Slowly But Surely

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about the Senate races in North Carolina and Georgia, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

Because What DC Needs is Another Reboot of Clayface Apparently
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Because What DC Needs is Another Reboot of Clayface Apparently

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 27, 2026

The DC Universe is only two movies old, and already it’s taking a sharp turn into the depths of its…

Psychotic Confessions Totally Legit Says Convicted Teen Killer
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Psychotic Confessions Totally Legit Says Convicted Teen Killer

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the appeal of Richard Allen, the man convicted of murdering two teenage…

5FDP blesses us with another soulless anthem to destroy our eardrums
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5FDP blesses us with another soulless anthem to destroy our eardrums

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some “Legacy”? 🙄 Five Finger Death Punch just dropped the physical editions of…

2026 Primaries Set Stage for More Politics
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2026 Primaries Set Stage for More Politics

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

The 2026 primary season has been quite the ride, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about the rise of…

Vance Suggests Republicans Just Talk About Abdul El-Sayed Instead Apparently
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Vance Suggests Republicans Just Talk About Abdul El-Sayed Instead Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vice President JD Vance is urging House Republicans to make Michigan…

Because You Clearly Need More TV, Here Are Some New Shows
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Because You Clearly Need More TV, Here Are Some New Shows

FinnSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

In a move that’s sure to thrill audiences and further erode the concept of a traditional TV season, several new…

Enshrouded’s Creative Director Plans to Milk Franchise for Years
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Enshrouded’s Creative Director Plans to Milk Franchise for Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 13, 2026September 13, 2026

It’s time to get excited, gamers, because Enshrouded, the latest open-world survival game from Keen Games, is finally leaving Early…

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