OCN NI Quality Assurance Training: Where Fun Goes to Be Audited
**Attention all wannabe quality gurus! đ¤â¨ OCN NI is offering free Internal Quality Assurance Trainingâbecause apparently, someone decided paperwork should…
Tag: Strategy
“Wasteman: Witness the Riveting Saga of a Dude Who Canât Be Bothered to Take Out the Bins”
Hold onto your prison shivs and DOC-standard toilet wine, film fans! đˇâ¨ The cinematic event of the decade* (*decade defined…
Close the Brand Gap: How Brand Strategy and Brand Design Finally Learn to Stop Fighting and Hug
Die Markenstrategie ist durchdacht, das Design eigenständig und differenzierend. Und dennoch: Das Ergebnis will am Markt nicht funktionieren. Zum Beispiel…
Thai Foreign Minister Basically Says âDonât Worry, the Military Show Must Go Onâ
In a stunning development that shocked exactly zero people whoâve ever trusted the UN, Thailand has launched airstrikes against Cambodia,…
Smerconish Demands 100% Transparency on Totally Real US Strikes on Super-Duper Evil Drug Traffickers
Smerconish, that bastion of truth at CNN (aka Communist News Network), is now worried about “transparency” in our strikes against…
Netflix’s Epic Fail: Will a Tiny Question Nuke the Warner Bros Deal
Netflix, the bastion of woke programming and leftist indoctrination, wants to buy Warner Bros. and HBO for a measly $72…
Netflix Gambles $72 Billion on Entertainment’s Next Big Flop
Netflix, that bastion of leftist Hollywood values, is buying Warner Bros. and HBO for a measly $72 billion. Can you…
Trump’s Brain Trust Plots European Rebellion and Declares ‘Yankee Go Home’ (From the Western Hemisphere)
Another day, another victory for President Trump and America! The liberal media (aka CNN) is desperately trying to spin President…
STUDIOCANAL, Heyday Films and Sanrio Announce Cinematic Disasterpiece: Mr Men Little Miss Feature Film, Prepare to Cringe
OMG! đą STUDIOCANAL, Heyday Films, and Mister Men Limited (aka Sanrio’s red-headed stepchild đ§âđŚ°) are actually making a Mr. Men…
CNN: Trump’s Venezuelan Vacation Plans Foiled by Stubborn Maduro, While Back Home, Someone Yells ‘War Crime’ Over Something Probably Minor
Here we go again, folks! CNN, still whining about President Trump’s brilliant strategy in Venezuela. Looks like Maduro’s tango lessons…