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L7 Throws Geriatric Punk Party with LUNACHICKS: Prepare for Maximum Mosh Pit Aches
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L7 Throws Geriatric Punk Party with LUNACHICKS: Prepare for Maximum Mosh Pit Aches

Chord F. DiscordJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

OMG, L7 is STILL a thing? 🤣 Apparently, these geriatric rockers are throwing themselves a “40th Anniversary Bash” because, let’s…

Israel’s Gaza Shenanigans: Ex-Spy Chief Claims They Forgot the Plot
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Israel’s Gaza Shenanigans: Ex-Spy Chief Claims They Forgot the Plot

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Oh, isn’t that special? Another so-called “expert” from across the pond sticking his nose where it doesn’t belong! This John…

Wes Scantlin of Puddle of Mudd: “I’m, Like, Super Innocent, Okay?”
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Wes Scantlin of Puddle of Mudd: “I’m, Like, Super Innocent, Okay?”

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

So, apparently, our favorite trainwreck, Wes Scantlin of PUDDLE OF MUDD (or should we say Puddle *OF* Mud, because, you…

Frostpunk 2 Modding Contest: Git Gud or Go Home, Noob
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Frostpunk 2 Modding Contest: Git Gud or Go Home, Noob

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round! 11 Bit Studios, those masterminds behind making us all feel terrible about our leadership skills in…

Xbox’s “Perfect” Dark Future: Cancelled Dreams and Layoff Party
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Xbox’s “Perfect” Dark Future: Cancelled Dreams and Layoff Party

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

In a move that will SHOCK absolutely nobody (except maybe the 228,000 employees who just got yeeted out the door),…

Adulting is Hard: Making Bank Moves While the World’s on Fire
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Adulting is Hard: Making Bank Moves While the World’s on Fire

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

CNN, still peddling their doom and gloom, are at it again! Apparently, the world is ending because you might have…

Republicans and Democrats engage in a completely unexpected and shocking disagreement over Iran’s totally-not-a-threat nuclear program after the US accidentally-on-purpose bombs something
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Republicans and Democrats engage in a completely unexpected and shocking disagreement over Iran’s totally-not-a-threat nuclear program after the US accidentally-on-purpose bombs something

Big ElephantJune 27, 2025June 26, 2025

Another day, another classified briefing where the Democrats prove they’re more interested in undermining President Trump than protecting America. CNN…

Gaming and Media Had a Baby: It’s Interactive Storytelling (Ew)
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Gaming and Media Had a Baby: It’s Interactive Storytelling (Ew)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Gaming? In 2025? Still a thing? 😂 Oh honey, it’s not just “a thing,” it’s apparently the CENTER of a…

Warhammer 40K: Rogue Trader’s New DLC, Lex Imperialis, is Here to Steal Your Money!
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Warhammer 40K: Rogue Trader’s New DLC, Lex Imperialis, is Here to Steal Your Money!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Oh, glorious citizens of the Imperium (and filthy heretics lurking in the shadows 😈), Owlcat Games has graced us with…

When Dumb Luck Triumphs: Sports and Esports’ Most Hilariously Accidental Wins
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When Dumb Luck Triumphs: Sports and Esports’ Most Hilariously Accidental Wins

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Okay, buckle up buttercups 😜, because we’re about to dissect those oh-so-glorious moments in sports and esports where sheer dumb…

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