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President Trump is right’: The White House’s Favorite Lie About Trump’s ‘Alternative Facts
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

President Trump is right’: The White House’s Favorite Lie About Trump’s ‘Alternative Facts

Big ElephantMarch 23, 2026March 23, 2026

Hey, fellow Americans! Welcome to another thrilling edition of “When the White House Tells the Truth!” Spoiler alert: it’s not…

Iran Launches Missiles at US-UK Base in Indian Ocean—Proving They Can Hit Water, Too! | CNN Politics
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Iran Launches Missiles at US-UK Base in Indian Ocean—Proving They Can Hit Water, Too! | CNN Politics

Big ElephantMarch 22, 2026March 22, 2026

Look Out, Liberals – Iran’s Ballistic Blunder Proves Trump Was Right All Along! Oh, snap! Iran just took a swing…

Your Tax Refund is Probably Bigger This Year—Unless Trump’s Iran Drama Eats It All Up | CNN Business
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Your Tax Refund is Probably Bigger This Year—Unless Trump’s Iran Drama Eats It All Up | CNN Business

Big ElephantMarch 20, 2026March 20, 2026

Breaking: Your Tax Refund Just Got Wiped Out By Iranian Oil Prices, Thanks Obama So much for that “big, beautiful”…

‘I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran’: high ranking US intelligence official resigns — because apparently, peace is just too mainstream for the war machine.
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

‘I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran’: high ranking US intelligence official resigns — because apparently, peace is just too mainstream for the war machine.

Big ElephantMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

Yet Another Deep State Globalist Quits – This Time Over Trump’s Bold Iran Move In a shocking turn of events…

Israel vs. Iran: The Ultimate Game of “Mine’s Bigger Than Yours” or Just a Really Confusing Soap Opera?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Israel vs. Iran: The Ultimate Game of “Mine’s Bigger Than Yours” or Just a Really Confusing Soap Opera?

Big ElephantMarch 16, 2026March 16, 2026

The US and Israel Are in a Bickering Sibling War With Iran The US and Israel have been duking it…

Two Weeks of War: Trump’s Epic Iran Fail and the Chaos Crew’s Damage Control Mode | CNN Politics
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Two Weeks of War: Trump’s Epic Iran Fail and the Chaos Crew’s Damage Control Mode | CNN Politics

Big ElephantMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

War with Iran spirals out of control as Trump’s shock-and-awe strategy backfires Less than two weeks into President Trump’s war…

Kat Abughazaleh: Master of Viral Moments, Challenger of CNN Politics’ Most Puzzling Question
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Kat Abughazaleh: Master of Viral Moments, Challenger of CNN Politics’ Most Puzzling Question

Big ElephantMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Radical “Researcher” Claims to Be the Savior of Democracy In a stunning display of narcissism, wannabe politician Kat Abughazaleh is…

Iran War: Trump’s ‘I’m the Best’ Trophy Now Covered in Dust
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Iran War: Trump’s ‘I’m the Best’ Trophy Now Covered in Dust

Big ElephantMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

Stock Market Turmoil: Trump’s Dream Turns to Nightmare as War with Iran Roils Markets Well, folks, it looks like President…

CNN Exclusive: Russia Gives Iran Top Secret Drone Tips to Annoy Uncle Sam Even More
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Exclusive: Russia Gives Iran Top Secret Drone Tips to Annoy Uncle Sam Even More

Big ElephantMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Breaking: Russia Gifts Iran “How to Annoy America” Drone Masterclass Well, well, well — if it isn’t the plot of…

Inflation: The Uninvited Guest That Just Won’t Leave, Until Iran Throws a Party
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Inflation: The Uninvited Guest That Just Won’t Leave, Until Iran Throws a Party

Big ElephantMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Look, Folks—Inflation’s STILL Up, Even With Trump Fighting the Good Fight The latest Consumer Price Index numbers are in, and…

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