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Disney’s Latest Soulless Cash Grab Underperforms At The Box Office Somehow
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Disney’s Latest Soulless Cash Grab Underperforms At The Box Office Somehow

FinnJuly 12, 2026July 12, 2026

We have our answer to the question of how far the live-action remake of Moana would go. And that answer…

Apple Sues OpenAI For Alleged Theft Of Secrets
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Apple Sues OpenAI For Alleged Theft Of Secrets

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between Apple and OpenAI, and folks, it’s getting juicy. Apple…

Secretlab Teaming Up With McLaren Because Gamers Need More Overpriced Chairs
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Secretlab Teaming Up With McLaren Because Gamers Need More Overpriced Chairs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? Secretlab is finally dropping the last batch of their über-exclusive McLaren MonoCell…

Eurostar Upgrades to Trains That Won’t Melt Immediately
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Eurostar Upgrades to Trains That Won’t Melt Immediately

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about Eurostar’s new trains, and I just about spit it out when I…

Billion Dollar Lawsuit Against Washington Post Gets Swift Kick
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Billion Dollar Lawsuit Against Washington Post Gets Swift Kick

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about another lawsuit involving President Donald Trump, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

Kids More Discerning Than Hollywood Execs Review Minions & Monsters
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Kids More Discerning Than Hollywood Execs Review Minions & Monsters

FinnJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

The Minions Have Conquered the Box Office, But Can They Conquer Our Hearts (And Also, Do They Have Genitals?) Well,…

Stunning Another Generic Epic Made To Separate You From Money
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Stunning Another Generic Epic Made To Separate You From Money

FinnJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Remember when Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey was going to “skip social media influencer screenings” and go straight to professional critics?…

Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Lawyers And Fewer Original Ideas
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Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Lawyers And Fewer Original Ideas

FinnJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

When the Credits Roll, the Lawyers Take Over: The Wildest Movie Lawsuits in Hollywood History In the never-ending saga of…

US Warns Iran About Israel’s Itchy Trigger Finger Again
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US Warns Iran About Israel’s Itchy Trigger Finger Again

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the US, Israel, and Iran, and folks, it’s a…

ICE is coming for your coworkers now apparently
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ICE is coming for your coworkers now apparently

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Trump administration’s plans to increase worksite immigration enforcement operations, and I have…

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