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GOP Thanks Trump For Delightfully Toxic Midterm Surprise
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GOP Thanks Trump For Delightfully Toxic Midterm Surprise

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Donald Trump is still trying to make…

Kamala Harris Joins Ossoff for Midterm Campaign Palooza Fun Times Ahead
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Kamala Harris Joins Ossoff for Midterm Campaign Palooza Fun Times Ahead

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Kamala Harris’ latest moves, and I have to say, it’s getting interesting.…

Kojima’s Physint Sneaks Away from PlayStation to Xbox
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Kojima’s Physint Sneaks Away from PlayStation to Xbox

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, the gaming world has been left reeling as Hideo Kojima’s highly anticipated stealth-action game,…

Trump Still Struggling With Post 9/11 History Lessons Apparently
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Trump Still Struggling With Post 9/11 History Lessons Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, and I have to say,…

Because We Needed Another Video Game Adaptation Zelda Movie Reveals Details
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Because We Needed Another Video Game Adaptation Zelda Movie Reveals Details

FinnSeptember 8, 2026September 9, 2026

It’s finally happening: the live-action Legend of Zelda movie is on its way, and it’s simply titled… The Legend of…

Realme milks franchises with Harry Potter phone, because money
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Realme milks franchises with Harry Potter phone, because money

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Because what the world really needed was a Harry Potter-themed smartphone, Realme has partnered with Warner Bros. Discovery Global Consumer…

New Lululemon Boss Gets Dream Job With Huge Problems
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New Lululemon Boss Gets Dream Job With Huge Problems

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Lululemon, the athleisure brand that was once the darling of yoga…

China Ditches Iran For Brazil Oil Because Why Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

China Ditches Iran For Brazil Oil Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Brazil’s oil production hitting record highs, and I just can’t help but…

US Seeks Smaller Middle East Footprint Because That Worked So Well
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Seeks Smaller Middle East Footprint Because That Worked So Well

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Middle East, and folks, it’s a real mess.…

Frantic gameplay abounds in Project ZETA’s endless monetization loop
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Frantic gameplay abounds in Project ZETA’s endless monetization loop

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 7, 2026September 7, 2026

Get ready for another multiplayer PvP game to add to your already crowded gaming rotation, because Project ZETA is coming…

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