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London Records Launches Super Original and Not at All Overdone Podcast Because the World Was Just Missing That
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London Records Launches Super Original and Not at All Overdone Podcast Because the World Was Just Missing That

Chord F. DiscordApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

Get ready to binge-listen to the most epic podcast of the year, folks 🚀! London Records has just announced the…

STONE SOUR Guitarist JOSH RAND’s Super Important Side Project That You’ll Forget Exists in a Month THE L.I.F.E. PROJECT Lands Record Deal with FRONTIERS MUSIC SRL Because Who Doesn’t Need More Music from a Guitarist with a Capitalized Name
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STONE SOUR Guitarist JOSH RAND’s Super Important Side Project That You’ll Forget Exists in a Month THE L.I.F.E. PROJECT Lands Record Deal with FRONTIERS MUSIC SRL Because Who Doesn’t Need More Music from a Guitarist with a Capitalized Name

Chord F. DiscordApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I’ve got the scoop on the latest and greatest…

Wow Jay Bentley Is Super Pleased That BAD RELIGION’s Old Songs Are Still Relevant Because Who Doesn’t Love Singing About The Same Old Problems For 40 Years
Breaking News: BAD RELIGION Still Relevant, World Still Messed Up 🤯
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Wow Jay Bentley Is Super Pleased That BAD RELIGION’s Old Songs Are Still Relevant Because Who Doesn’t Love Singing About The Same Old Problems For 40 Years

Chord F. DiscordApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, BAD RELIGION’s bassist Jay Bentley revealed in an interview with Pancho Reinoso of Sonar…

Breaking News: Adult Still Watching Cartoons Gets Busted for Leaking Sweet sweet Avatar Action
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Breaking News: Adult Still Watching Cartoons Gets Busted for Leaking Sweet sweet Avatar Action

FinnApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

A man in Singapore has been arrested for leaking the upcoming animated movie The Legend of Aang: The Last Airbender…

ZAKK WYLDE’s Super Obvious And Not At All Groundbreaking Advice To Young Musicians: ‘Duh Play Music You Actually Like’ And ‘For The Love Of All Things Holy Dont Be A Poser’
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ZAKK WYLDE’s Super Obvious And Not At All Groundbreaking Advice To Young Musicians: ‘Duh Play Music You Actually Like’ And ‘For The Love Of All Things Holy Dont Be A Poser’

Chord F. DiscordApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

So, you want to be a rockstar, huh? 🤟 Well, let me tell you, it’s not all groupies and sold-out…

Why You Need to Drop Everything and Watch ER Immediately or Your Life Will be a Meaningless Void After Finishing The Pitt
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Why You Need to Drop Everything and Watch ER Immediately or Your Life Will be a Meaningless Void After Finishing The Pitt

FinnApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

The wait is over, folks, and by over, I mean it’s just beginning because The Pitt has wrapped up its…

Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Games to Play Already GeForce NOW Is Blessing You with PRAGMATA and Three Other Things to Waste Your Life On This Week
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Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Games to Play Already GeForce NOW Is Blessing You with PRAGMATA and Three Other Things to Waste Your Life On This Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 16, 2026April 16, 2026

NVIDIA just went full rocket scientist and sent GeForce NOW to the moon 🚀, bringing not one, not two, but…

Finally Non Americans Can Waste Their Money On Overpriced Virtual Gifts For Streamers Theyve Never Met
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Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 YouTube has announced that it’s expanding its super popular…

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Chuck B. BallsyApril 12, 2026

«Dead men tell no tales, but they sure as hell sing.» ⚰️🎤 Welcome to the debut broadcast of Radio Dead…

📻 Radio Dead End: vol. 1: Listening to «VA — The Holy Bible 1992—2002» 💀 | (320 kbps)
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📻 Radio Dead End: vol. 1: Listening to «VA — The Holy Bible 1992—2002» 💀 | (320 kbps)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 9, 2026

«Dead men tell no tales, but they sure as hell sing.» ⚰️🎤 Welcome to the debut broadcast of Radio Dead…

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