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Oh great, more celebrities desperately trying to stay relevant at Game Con Canada 2025 🙄ðŸŽŪðŸ’ļ
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Oh great, more celebrities desperately trying to stay relevant at Game Con Canada 2025 🙄ðŸŽŪðŸ’ļ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

Alright, gamers, hold onto your Mountain Dew-soaked hats because Game Con Canada is BACK! 🎉 And guess what? They’ve managed…

Oh great, another isekai 🙄, Crunchyroll’s blessing us with “Onmyo Kaiten Re:Birth Verse” so we can all pretend we’re not tired of the same recycled plot ðŸ˜ī on July 2nd
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Oh great, another isekai 🙄, Crunchyroll’s blessing us with “Onmyo Kaiten Re:Birth Verse” so we can all pretend we’re not tired of the same recycled plot ðŸ˜ī on July 2nd

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

OMG, Crunchyroll is blessing us with ANOTHER isekai! 🙄 This time it’s called *Onmyo Kaiten Re:Birth Verse* – try saying…

Crunchyroll’s Ani-May 2025: Prepare Your Wallets (and Your Sanity) for a Month of Weeb Pandering! ðŸĪŠðŸ’°ðŸŽ‰
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Crunchyroll’s Ani-May 2025: Prepare Your Wallets (and Your Sanity) for a Month of Weeb Pandering! ðŸĪŠðŸ’°ðŸŽ‰

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

OMG! Crunchyroll, the overlords of all things anime (except maybe that *other* site… you know the one 😉), have decided…

Jeremy Renner Says Disney Offered Him Pocket Lint and a Pat on the Back for Hawkeye Season 2 After Almost Becoming Roadkill ðŸĪ•, Guess They Thought He’d Be Grateful to Be Alive 😂
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Jeremy Renner Says Disney Offered Him Pocket Lint and a Pat on the Back for Hawkeye Season 2 After Almost Becoming Roadkill ðŸĪ•, Guess They Thought He’d Be Grateful to Be Alive 😂

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

OMG! ðŸ˜ą Jeremy Renner, AKA Hawkeye (the Avenger who brings a bow and arrow to a gun fight ðŸĪĢ), finally…

Netflix Tudum 2025: Prepare for Disappointment and Mild Hype for Stuff You Already Knew About 🙄ðŸŋ🎎.
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Netflix Tudum 2025: Prepare for Disappointment and Mild Hype for Stuff You Already Knew About 🙄ðŸŋ🎎.

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

Oh. My. Glob. 🙄 Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has deigned to announce the official air date…

Pet Shop Boys Butcher Tina Turner’s “Hot For You Baby” into a Synth-Pop Sausage 🌭ðŸŽķðŸ‘ĩ
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Pet Shop Boys Butcher Tina Turner’s “Hot For You Baby” into a Synth-Pop Sausage 🌭ðŸŽķðŸ‘ĩ

Chord F. DiscordApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

OMG! ðŸ˜ą Pet Shop Boys, those synth-pop grandpas ðŸ‘īðŸ‘ĩ, have allegedly “remixed” a “lost” Tina Turner track, *Hot For You…

Oh, great, so the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is scraping the bottom of the barrel again, inducting Bad Company and Soundgarden 🙄ðŸŽļðŸĨðŸ‘ī
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Oh, great, so the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is scraping the bottom of the barrel again, inducting Bad Company and Soundgarden 🙄ðŸŽļðŸĨðŸ‘ī

Chord F. DiscordApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

ðŸšĻ EMERGENCY! ðŸšĻ The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, bless its cotton socks, has announced its 2025 inductees. Hold…

Oh great, get ready for “Greyhound 2: Electric Boogaloo,” where Tom Hanks fights space pirates on a bus fueled by earnestness and Apple stock options 🙄🚌🍎🚀.
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Oh great, get ready for “Greyhound 2: Electric Boogaloo,” where Tom Hanks fights space pirates on a bus fueled by earnestness and Apple stock options 🙄🚌🍎🚀.

FinnApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

OMG! ðŸ˜ą Tom Hanks, bless his cotton socks, is back for ‘Greyhound 2: Electric Boogaloo’! Because, you know, the first…

Ex-Megadeth bassist boasts he’s so rich he can finally afford to listen to Megadeth on *premium* streaming ðŸĪ‘😂ðŸŽļ.
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Ex-Megadeth bassist boasts he’s so rich he can finally afford to listen to Megadeth on *premium* streaming ðŸĪ‘😂ðŸŽļ.

Chord F. DiscordApril 26, 2025April 26, 2025

OMG, you guys! 🙄 David Ellefson, the guy who used to slap the bass for MEGADETH (before, you know, *that*…

Spotify Hits Lady Gaga with a $1M Bill After ÂŦAbracadabraÂŧ Breaks Records: ÂŦServers Are Melting!Âŧ ðŸ”ĨðŸ’ļ
Gaga’s Success Costs Her $1M?! Spotify Blames ÂŦAbracadabraÂŧ for System Overload” ⚡ðŸ’ŧ
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Spotify Hits Lady Gaga with a $1M Bill After ÂŦAbracadabraÂŧ Breaks Records: ÂŦServers Are Melting!Âŧ ðŸ”ĨðŸ’ļ

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 19, 2025February 19, 2025

Lady Gaga just made history with her latest single “Abracadabra”, smashing records on Spotify with a mind-blowing 123,736,959 monthly listeners…

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