Oh Joy Another Resident Evil Reboot Because the Last 12 Were Not Enough to Traumatize You for Life
Get ready for another epic failure in the Resident Evil movie franchise, because why not, right? 🙄 We’ve had like,…
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London Records Launches Super Original and Not at All Overdone Podcast Because the World Was Just Missing That
Get ready to binge-listen to the most epic podcast of the year, folks 🚀! London Records has just announced the…
Oh Joy Natalie Imbruglia is Back to Ruin Your Spotify Playlists with a Brand New Single that Will Definitely Not be as Good as Torn
Natalie Imbruglia, the queen of the 90s, is back with a new album, Algorithm, and we’re not sure what’s more…
Tori Amos Live and Still Managing to Make You Feel Inadequate About Your Piano Skills at Birmingham’s Symphony Hall Which You Probably Couldn’t Sell Out Even If You Tried
She’s back, and she’s still got it! 🙌 Tori Amos, the queen of quirky, piano-playing, songwriting magic, has returned to…
Sting Finally Releases Something That Isn’t a Lonely Echo of His Former Glory Desert Rose ReimaginedBecause You Clearly Weren’t Tired of the Original
As if we didn’t already have enough of this song stuck in our heads, Sting decided to breathe new life…
Peter Gabriel Finally Emerges From His Cave to Bless Us with New Music That Will Probably Be Played at Every Hippie Wedding for the Next Decade
Peter Gabriel, the legendary musician and king of confusing album titles, has just dropped a new track called “Till Your…
Tina Turner’s Wildest Dreams Reissued Because You Clearly Didn’t Buy Enough Copies the First Time Around and Now You Need to Spend More Money on the Same Songs You Already Know by Heart for the 30th Time
Tina Turner’s Wildest Dreams is being reissued for its 30th anniversary, because who doesn’t love a good throwback 🎉? The…
Get Ready for the Most Thrilling Experience of Watching Your Character Die Repeatedly in Ascenders: Because Who Needs to Reach the Peak Anyway
Oh boy, are you guys ready for another climbing game? 🤣 Because, apparently, the world was just missing a game…
BREAKING Fortnite and Toy Story are Totally Not Desperate for Attention so They’re Collabing for Some Reason
Breaking News: Fortnite x Toy Story Collaboration Leaked, and We’re Totally Not Surprised 🤣. After months of rumors, the cat’s…
Bungie Is Totally Not Going to Abandon You After a Year Like They Always Do with Marathon Support
In a shocking turn of events, Bungie has announced that it will be supporting Marathon for “many years” to come,…