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Soft Cell Finally Releases Album for All the Basement Dwelling Misfits Who Still Think the 80s Were Cool Out Come The Freaks

Get ready to freak out with Soft Cell’s latest release, because Soft Cell is back with a bang, or should…

Take That are back to remind us they exist with their latest single, You’re A Superstar, because apparently 2023’s This…

Apple has just announced its latest lineup for Apple Arcade, and it’s a doozy — or, at least, that’s what…

Amazon has graced us with its list of “free” games for March 2026 on Amazon Luna, because apparently Jeff Bezos…

Oh look, another “new hope” for Star Wars! Because clearly, the franchise just needed more TV shows about bounty hunters…

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Listen up, you Targaryen-obsessed, dragon-riding, incest-approving maniacs—House of the Dragon is back for Season 3, and it’s dragging us through…

Hold onto your spandex, folks! The “Avengers: Doomsday” cast list has ballooned to 27✨✨✨✨names—roughly the population of a small moon…

🚨 BREAKING: BILLY IDOL HASN’T DIED YET, SO THEY’RE MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT IT 🚨 Evan Saxon Productions (who definitely…

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Mark your calendars for September 26, 2025, because you’re definitely going to “attend” this online-only Zoom lecture. 📅💻 Get ready…