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Sophie Grey, the “Rising Star,” Blesses the Stage with the Undeniably Legendary Trevor Horn
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Sophie Grey, the “Rising Star,” Blesses the Stage with the Undeniably Legendary Trevor Horn

Chord F. DiscordOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

OMG , get ready to clutch your pearls! Rising star  Sophie Grey. (yes, the period is part of her name, deal with…

Darkseid Did Nothing Wrong: A Defense of the Benevolent Ruler of Apokolips in the New DCU
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Darkseid Did Nothing Wrong: A Defense of the Benevolent Ruler of Apokolips in the New DCU

FinnOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

๐Ÿ˜‚Oh noes! ๐Ÿ˜ฑDarkseid, the big baddie of all big baddies, the guy who makes Thanos look like a fluffy bunny๐Ÿฐ,…

๐Ÿ”ฅ Lorna Shore LIVE in Greensboro, NC | Sep 23, 2025 | Full Power Show ๐Ÿค˜๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽถ
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Chuck B. BallsySeptember 24, 2025

Lorna Shore took over the stage at Greensboro Complex Arena on September 23, 2025! ๐ŸŸ๏ธ The arena was almost completely…

‘Avengers: Doomsday’: More Spoilers Than You Can Shake a Stick At
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‘Avengers: Doomsday’: More Spoilers Than You Can Shake a Stick At

FinnSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Marvel just dropped the lamest plot synopsis EVER for Avengers: Doomsday. Are you ready for this earth-shattering revelation?…

“Batman’s Most Important Scene: Prepare to Have Your Mind Mildly Bent”
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“Batman’s Most Important Scene: Prepare to Have Your Mind Mildly Bent”

FinnSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Prepare yourselves, peasants, for the revelation of the *most important* Batman scene EVER! ๐Ÿ™„ You thought it was the death…

Game Devs of Color Expo 2025? More Like Game Devs of Beige, amirite? “Big” Direct Incoming (yawn)
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Game Devs of Color Expo 2025? More Like Game Devs of Beige, amirite? “Big” Direct Incoming (yawn)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Oh boy, another year, another Game Devs of Color Expo! ๐ŸŽ‰ Is this thing still going? I mean, who knew…

“Avengers: Doomsday” Teaserโ€”More Like “Avenger’s: Snoozeday,” Am I Right?
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“Avengers: Doomsday” Teaserโ€”More Like “Avenger’s: Snoozeday,” Am I Right?

FinnSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ You won’t BELIEVE what Disney just SHOVEd down our throats at their Shanghai marketing expo! ๐Ÿ™„ A LIGHT…

Marvel Multiverse: So Easy, Even Your Grandma Can Understand It (Spoiler: She Won’t)
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Marvel Multiverse: So Easy, Even Your Grandma Can Understand It (Spoiler: She Won’t)

FinnAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

Hey, Marvel Zombies! ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ Prepare to have your tiny minds blown! ๐Ÿคฏ Everything you *thought* you knew about the sacred…

Avengers: Endgame: 999+ Easter Eggs You DEFINITELY Didn’t See (You Pleb)
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Avengers: Endgame: 999+ Easter Eggs You DEFINITELY Didn’t See (You Pleb)

FinnAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

Okay, so ๐Ÿ™„Avengers: Endgame, right? Like, it was supposed to be the biggest, most epic thing EVER. And, I guess…

So, You Wanna Watch More Aliens, Huh, Nerd
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So, You Wanna Watch More Aliens, Huh, Nerd

FinnAugust 11, 2025August 12, 2025

Prepare your popcorn, butter that stuff UP, and settle in, buttercups, because Alien: Earth is about to grace our screens,…

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