What a year! We have been filming this shit for you all across the US and Europe, and it was absolutely insane. 2025 brought us 100 legendary gigs, 5 massive festivals, dozens of killer bands, and enough booze to drown a small country.
From the sunny mayhem of 70000TONS OF METAL 2025 to the legendary walls of Jaromer at Brutal Assault 2025, and even the bizarre visa scandals surrounding European black metal bands at Chicago’s Metal Threat Fest 2025 — we captured it all.
Good job, Jackal Today! We survived the pits, the mud, and the hangovers to bring you the loudest content on YouTube. If you are into metal, chaos, and live energy — you are in the right place.
See you in hell in 2026!
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Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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