Three Entirely Not Overhyped or Played Out Simpsons Episodes Are Being Held for Ransom Exclusively on Disney+
Breaking News: The Simpsons is Leaving Fox, But Let’s be Real, You’re Probably Too Lazy to Notice 🙄. The newest…
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X-Men 97 Season 2 Trailer Finally Arrives to Save Us from the Crushing Despair of Having to Watch Anything Else
Get ready for the most epic season of X-Men ’97 yet, folks! 🚨💥 This summer, the Marvel Animation team is…
Acer Unleashes the Most Definitely Not Overhyped Predator Atlas 8 Gaming Handheld That Will Totally Change Your Life Forever With Super Duper Powerful Arc G-Series Processors That Are Practically Magical
Acer announces a new gaming handheld, the Predator Atlas 8, because you clearly didn’t have enough ways to play games…
Media Molecule’s Next Game Will Probably Be a Reboot of Knack with a Battle Royale Mode and a Subscription Service
Sony’s Media Molecule is reportedly working on a new game with “open-world elements” and we’re all just over here like…
TRAVIS BARKER Documentary ‘Louder Than My Marriage’ To Get Dumped On Unsuspecting Audiences At 2026 Tribeca Festival
Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and awe-inspiring documentary of the century (or at least that’s what the press…
What’s Coming To Amazon Prime Gaming In May 2026 Besides Another Excuse For You To Procrastinate And Waste Your Life Away On Video Games
Amazon has just announced its May 2026 Amazon Prime Gaming list of free games, because who doesn’t love free stuff,…
What’s Coming To Xbox Game Pass In May 2026 aka The Same 12 Games We’ve Been Playing Since 2018 But Now With More Bugs
Xbox Game Pass is like the ultimate gamer’s paradise, and it’s about to get even better in May 2026! 🤩…
Liberal nonsense seeks sad tales of fake victimhood
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our illustrious…
Netflix Is Raising Prices Again Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money Anyway
Oh joy, oh rapture! Netflix is raising its prices again, because who doesn’t love paying more for the same service?…
Nintendo Switch 2: Because Who Needs Sales When You’ve Got a Paperweight?
Oh boy, Nintendo, what happened? The Switch 2 was supposed to be the shiny new toy that would make us…