Get ready for the most epic season of X-Men ’97 yet, folks! 🚨💥 This summer, the Marvel Animation team is bringing back the classic cartoon for an explosive second season that’s going to blow your mind 🤯. I mean, who needs a social life when you have X-Men ’97, right? 🤷♂️ The show’s returning on July 1, 2026, on Disney+, because of course it is 🤑. I mean, what’s a few more dollars a month to add to your already-ridiculous streaming subscription bill, right? 😂
So, what can we expect from Season 2? 🤔 Well, let me tell you, it’s going to be a wild ride 🎠. The X-Men are stuck in different time periods, because why not? 🕰️ It’s not like they have better things to do, like saving the world from actual threats 🌎. Meanwhile, back in the 90s (because, nostalgia 🎉), there are bad guys and mutant haters running amok, because of course there are 🙄. It’s like the writers thought, “You know what would be a great idea? If we took all the plotlines from every X-Men comic book and mashed them together into a big ol’ mess 🤪!” And honestly, I am HERE. FOR. IT. 🎉
The trailer is out, and let me tell you, it’s a real treat 🎂. There are explosions, and fights, and Wolverine being his usual brooding self 🤔. I mean, who doesn’t love a good Wolverine brood? 😍 The voice cast is back, with Ross Marquand as Professor X, Matthew Waterson as Magneto, and all the other people you’ve never heard of 🎤. And the executive producers? Forget about it, it’s like a who’s who of people who are probably very nice but have no idea what they’re doing 🤷♂️.
But wait, there’s more! 🎁 The series has 9 whole episodes, which is just enough to get you hooked and then leave you hanging, because cliffhangers are the worst 🤯. And the writers? Oh boy, they’ve got some real heavy-hitters 🔥. There’s JB Ballard, Beau DeMayo, and… *checks notes* …other people 🤔. I mean, who needs experience or talent when you’ve got a name that sounds cool? 😎
So, are you ready for X-Men ’97 Season 2? 🎉 Because I sure am 🤩. I mean, it’s not like I have better things to do with my time, like laundry or taxes 🚿. No, I’ll be right here, binge-watching X-Men ’97 and eating Cheetos 🌮. Don’t @ me 💁♀️.
And if you’re wondering what to expect from the new season, just check out the tribute poster, which is a total homage to the iconic Wolverine (1982) #1 comic book cover by Frank Miller 🤓. I mean, it’s not like they just copied it or anything 🙄. The poster is, like, totally original and not at all a rip-off 🙃.
Anyway, X-Men ’97 Season 2 is coming, and it’s going to be… something 🤷♂️. So, grab some popcorn, sit back, and try to make sense of the time-traveling, mutant-filled mess that is X-Men ’97 🍿. And don’t forget to follow me on social media, where I’ll be live-tweeting my reactions to each episode, using the hashtag #XMen97 📱. It’s going to be a wild ride, folks! 🎢👍
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
