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Microsoft Unveils Hourly Rental Fees for Xbox Cloud Gaming Bliss
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Microsoft Unveils Hourly Rental Fees for Xbox Cloud Gaming Bliss

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

The latest iteration of Xbox’s ongoing reset has brought about a pricing change that’s left many gamers scratching their heads.…

Sony Boosts PS Plus With Seven New Titles To Justify Subscription Fees
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Sony Boosts PS Plus With Seven New Titles To Justify Subscription Fees

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Another month, another deluge of games to sift through in the PlayStation Plus catalog. Because, you know, what’s a gaming…

Gamers Trade Wheels for Joyrides at Paris Motor Show 2026
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Gamers Trade Wheels for Joyrides at Paris Motor Show 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

The Paris Motor Show has once again descended upon us, and with it, a plethora of sleek, shiny new cars…

Because You Clearly Need More Options, Here Are This Weekend’s Streaming Movies
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Because You Clearly Need More Options, Here Are This Weekend’s Streaming Movies

FinnOctober 7, 2026October 18, 2026

New movies are coming to streaming this week because, of course, they are. It’s not like the Content Mines have…

Emmys Ditch Broadcast TV for Slightly Less Ad-Infested Pastures
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Emmys Ditch Broadcast TV for Slightly Less Ad-Infested Pastures

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

The Emmy Awards are making a big move, folks, and I’m not just talking about the outfits on the red…

Fallout 76 now lets you buy friendship with overpriced digital dogs
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Fallout 76 now lets you buy friendship with overpriced digital dogs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

The never-ending saga of Fallout 76 continues, and this time, Bethesda is pulling out all the stops to get us…

More Soulless Reboots and Unnecessary Sequels Hit Streaming This Weekend
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More Soulless Reboots and Unnecessary Sequels Hit Streaming This Weekend

FinnSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Because you clearly haven’t been entertained enough, new movies are coming to streaming this week and every week, at a…

Disney+ and Hulu Raise Prices Because Youll Pay Anything Apparently
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Disney+ and Hulu Raise Prices Because Youll Pay Anything Apparently

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 27, 2026

Just when you thought it was safe to budget your monthly expenses, Disney has announced that it’s raising the prices…

Disney+ and Hulu prices soar because you clearly have too much money
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Disney+ and Hulu prices soar because you clearly have too much money

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Disney is raising prices for several streaming subscription tiers, and…

Security cams get smarter than gaming industry executives somehow
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Security cams get smarter than gaming industry executives somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

Security cameras, the ultimate bystanders, are finally getting a much-needed upgrade. Gone are the days of endless, grainy footage that…

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