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Fallout 76 now lets you buy friendship with overpriced digital dogs
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Fallout 76 now lets you buy friendship with overpriced digital dogs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

The never-ending saga of Fallout 76 continues, and this time, Bethesda is pulling out all the stops to get us…

More Soulless Reboots and Unnecessary Sequels Hit Streaming This Weekend
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More Soulless Reboots and Unnecessary Sequels Hit Streaming This Weekend

FinnSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Because you clearly haven’t been entertained enough, new movies are coming to streaming this week and every week, at a…

Disney+ and Hulu Raise Prices Because Youll Pay Anything Apparently
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Disney+ and Hulu Raise Prices Because Youll Pay Anything Apparently

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 27, 2026

Just when you thought it was safe to budget your monthly expenses, Disney has announced that it’s raising the prices…

Disney+ and Hulu prices soar because you clearly have too much money
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Disney+ and Hulu prices soar because you clearly have too much money

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Disney is raising prices for several streaming subscription tiers, and…

Security cams get smarter than gaming industry executives somehow
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Security cams get smarter than gaming industry executives somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

Security cameras, the ultimate bystanders, are finally getting a much-needed upgrade. Gone are the days of endless, grainy footage that…

Google peddles Googlebook with flashy Snapdragon X Elite guts inside
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Google peddles Googlebook with flashy Snapdragon X Elite guts inside

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Get ready for the latest revolution in laptop technology, or so the marketing folks would have you believe. Google has…

Trump Kicks Out News Outlets He Doesn’t Like Apparently
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Trump Kicks Out News Outlets He Doesn’t Like Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is claiming he’s “banning” CNN, MS NOW, and…

Sony explains mysterious vanishing act of Helldivers 2 and Horizon on UK Steam
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Sony explains mysterious vanishing act of Helldivers 2 and Horizon on UK Steam

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Sony’s latest mishap has left gamers in the UK scratching their heads, as two of their first-party published titles, Helldivers…

DC Gets Blessing Of Journalism Nostalgia With Newspaper War Revival
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DC Gets Blessing Of Journalism Nostalgia With Newspaper War Revival

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the newspaper wars are back, and this time…

Amazon Gets Sued For Being Too Good At Taking Money
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Amazon Gets Sued For Being Too Good At Taking Money

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Amazon’s latest run-in with the Federal Trade Commission, and folks, it’s a doozy.…

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