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Tag: Superhero movie

‘Superman’ Lazily Stumbles Over Pathetic Box Office Competition in Hilarious Display of Weakness | CNN Business
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‘Superman’ Lazily Stumbles Over Pathetic Box Office Competition in Hilarious Display of Weakness | CNN Business

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2025July 13, 2025

Another woke superhero movie “soars” at the box office, according to Fake News CNN. Of course, it does! It’s all…

Jon Watts’ Epic Reason for Ditching ‘Fantastic Bore’ Project Revealed
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Jon Watts’ Epic Reason for Ditching ‘Fantastic Bore’ Project Revealed

FinnJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 Jon Watts FINALLY spilled the tea ☕ on why he bailed on directing *Fantastic Four: First Steps*. Turns…

OMG! James Gunn Claims Someone Somewhere Might Be Scribbling a ‘Wonder Woman’ Script
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OMG! James Gunn Claims Someone Somewhere Might Be Scribbling a ‘Wonder Woman’ Script

FinnJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

So, James Gunn, the overlord of DC Studios (along with his trusty sidekick Peter Safran), has deigned to bless us…

Dangerous Animals Director and Star Explain Why This Shark Movie Is Even More Pointless Than the Last One
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Dangerous Animals Director and Star Explain Why This Shark Movie Is Even More Pointless Than the Last One

FinnJune 5, 2025June 5, 2025

OMG, ComicBook.com did an EXCLUSIVE interview with Sean Byrne and Hassie Harrison about their cinematic masterpiece, Dangerous Animals! 🙄 Apparently,…

Thunderbolts: Oh Honey, They’re Totally “The New Avengers” 😉 (Bless Their Hearts 🙄)
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Thunderbolts: Oh Honey, They’re Totally “The New Avengers” 😉 (Bless Their Hearts 🙄)

FinnMay 6, 2025May 7, 2025

Marvel, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof 🤡), has pulled the ultimate rug-pull! Remember ‘Thunderbolts*’? Yeah, well, scratch that!…

🚀 Robert Downey Jr. Hates AI Clones – But Was He Already One? 🦾
🔥 Iron Man Actor Vows to Stop AI Clones — But Was He AI All Along? 🤯
Movie News

🚀 Robert Downey Jr. Hates AI Clones – But Was He Already One? 🦾

FinnNovember 2, 2024November 1, 2024

In a twist that has Hollywood scratching its head and AI developers wiping away tears of laughter, 59-year-old actor Robert…

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