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Tag: Superhero movie

Because We Needed Another Superhero Show On Streaming Now
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Because We Needed Another Superhero Show On Streaming Now

FinnSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Mark your calendars, DC fans: Supergirl is coming home, and by home, I mean to the endless void of streaming…

Another Beloved IP Gets Mercilessly Squeezed for Content
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Another Beloved IP Gets Mercilessly Squeezed for Content

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

The Backrooms franchise refuses to be contained, much like the ever-expanding universe of reboots and sequels that we’ve all grown…

Another Avengers Trailer Because You Clearly Hadn’t Seen Enough
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Another Avengers Trailer Because You Clearly Hadn’t Seen Enough

FinnAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

The clock keeps tick, tick, ticking down to doomsday, and I’m not just talking about the impending release of Avengers:…

Spider-Man Breaks Box Office Records Again Because Of Course It Does
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Spider-Man Breaks Box Office Records Again Because Of Course It Does

Big ElephantAugust 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the box office numbers, and I’ve got to say, it’s a wild…

Tom Holland Hated Early Cut of Spider-Man: Brand New Day Because Of Course He Did
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Tom Holland Hated Early Cut of Spider-Man: Brand New Day Because Of Course He Did

FinnJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Because what’s a superhero movie without a few dozen test screenings and a healthy dose of audience feedback, right? Tom…

Because We Needed Another Lanterns Reboot With a Cosmic Twist
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Because We Needed Another Lanterns Reboot With a Cosmic Twist

FinnJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

There were some complaints about the early teasers for Lanterns. The show was too dark, too Earth-bound, too small. Where…

Deadpool resurrected again to milk franchise cash cow once more
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Deadpool resurrected again to milk franchise cash cow once more

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

Because the world was just missing one thing: more Deadpool. Actor/director Ryan Reynolds, the king of breaking the fourth wall,…

Another soulless sequel gets its obligatory fanboy freakout moment
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Another soulless sequel gets its obligatory fanboy freakout moment

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

The wait is over, and the anticipation has been palpable. The first full trailer for Avengers: Doomsday has finally dropped,…

Hollywood Scraps Originality with Another Overexplained Reboot The Odyssey
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Hollywood Scraps Originality with Another Overexplained Reboot The Odyssey

FinnJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

It’s a feat worthy of the gods themselves: taking a 3,000-year-old tale that every single person reads in high school…

Gaming Cash Grabs Unite: Avengers Remake Boasts Predictable Explosions and Familiar Faces
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Gaming Cash Grabs Unite: Avengers Remake Boasts Predictable Explosions and Familiar Faces

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Get ready for the ultimate cash-grab, folks! The latest Avengers: Doomsday trailer has dropped, and it’s a doozy. I mean,…

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