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Oh Joy Watch Pauly Shore Somehow Manage to Not Ruin a Horror Movie with Nick Swardson and the Actually Talented Doug Jones in Remain Calm
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Oh Joy Watch Pauly Shore Somehow Manage to Not Ruin a Horror Movie with Nick Swardson and the Actually Talented Doug Jones in Remain Calm

FinnOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, thrilling, and downright terrifying horror movie of the century? 😱…

Because What Horror Fans Need Is a Stage Play of Paranormal Activity
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Because What Horror Fans Need Is a Stage Play of Paranormal Activity

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

At first glance, Paranormal Activity seems like the perfect candidate for a stage play. The cast is small, the setting…

Rod Serling films exist beyond Twilight Zone cash grabs apparently
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Rod Serling films exist beyond Twilight Zone cash grabs apparently

FinnOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

Rod Serling is widely regarded as one of the most influential writers in television history, and for good reason. Before…

Another movie about actors acting because Hollywood has run out of ideas
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Another movie about actors acting because Hollywood has run out of ideas

FinnOctober 2, 2026October 3, 2026

I’m willing to make a wager that if you see The Debut in a theater, there will come a moment…

Silent Hill reboot gets Resident Evil producer to redo the horror
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Silent Hill reboot gets Resident Evil producer to redo the horror

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Get ready for another potential trainwreck in the world of video game adaptations, folks. Roy Lee, the producer behind the…

Hollywood Ran Out of Ideas Yet Again with Practical Magic 2
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Hollywood Ran Out of Ideas Yet Again with Practical Magic 2

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

The long-awaited sequel to the 1998 cult classic Practical Magic has finally arrived, and it’s a messy, charming, and occasionally…

Shyamalan and Sparks Team Up Because We Clearly Needed This
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Shyamalan and Sparks Team Up Because We Clearly Needed This

FinnSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

M. Night Shyamalan, the master of twisty thrillers like The Sixth Sense, Signs, Split, and Glass, has teamed up with…

Marvel Recycles Another Franchise with Ryan Gosling in Ghost Rider Reboot
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Marvel Recycles Another Franchise with Ryan Gosling in Ghost Rider Reboot

FinnJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Marvel’s latest attempt to resuscitate a dormant franchise has born fruit, as Ryan Gosling is set to star in a…

Johnny Depp returns because Hollywood has no new ideas
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Johnny Depp returns because Hollywood has no new ideas

FinnJuly 24, 2026July 29, 2026

It’s Christmas in July for Johnny Depp fans, because in Hollywood, every day is a holiday as long as there’s…

Oh Joy Another Overpriced Blu-ray Release of a Show Nobody Watches Dan Da Dan Season 2 Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money
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Oh Joy Another Overpriced Blu-ray Release of a Show Nobody Watches Dan Da Dan Season 2 Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Okay, folks, gather ’round and try to contain your excitement, because we’re about to dive into the most epic, most…

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