Capcom Finally Remembers These Resident Evil Games Exist
🚨BREAKING: Capcom Is Apparently Rebooting Your Childhood Trauma—Again—With Resident Evil Code Veronica & Zero Remakes!🎉 😱 In a shocking twist…
Tag: Survival Horror
Silent Hill 2 Remake on Xbox: Now You Too Can Experience Existential Dread for 10% Off
Behold, peasants! Silent Hill 2, the game you’ve all been pretending to care about, has FINALLY graced the glorious Xbox…
Resident Evil: Requiem – Prepare to be Mildly Whemed, Says Totally Unbiased Producer
OMG, Resident Evil: Requiem?! More like Resident Evil: Re-*sigh*-em. Capcom, you tease! We’re still scratching our heads about this game,…
Capcom Milks Resident Evil Requiem for All It’s Worth With a Ridiculous Switch 2 Pro Controller and Useless Amiibo on Launch
OMG! Capcom is STILL milking the Resident Evil cow 🐄! They’re supposedly delivering ALL the things for the Nintendo Switch…
Gamescom 2025: “Routine”—Yeah, Sure, Another “Survival Horror Classic” In The Making
OMG 😱! After a geological epoch—more than a decade, you peasants!—Routine, the game that’s been more vaporware than actual ware,…
Gamescom 2025: Resident Evil Requiem—Oh Look, Another Zombie Game
OMG! 😱 Calling Resident Evil Requiem “one of the most anticipated games” is a HUGE stretch. 🙄 After EIGHT years…
Cronos: Dawn Breaks, Switch 2 Shakes (and Probably Still Fakes)
Oh, sweet gamers, prepare yourselves for the most thrilling, groundbreaking, and totally-not-derivative experience of the decade! Cronos: The New Dawn,…
Upcoming Horror Game I Hate This Place: More Like I Hate This Game, Am I Right
Oh, great, another survival horror game! 🙄 As if we needed more jump scares and poorly optimized gameplay. Broken Mirror…
Cronos: New Yawn is a Super Slow, Extra Brutal Fight for Survival — and I’m a Sucker
Oh boy, another Bloober Team game! 🙄 From the first teasers of Cronos: The New Dawn, it looked like a…
End of Cuteness: Abyss Totes Becomes Top-Down Terror—and I’m Totally Not Crying Inside
Okay, so I watched the Summer Game Fest showcase at the YouTube Theatre 🙄, and apparently, I was supposed to…