OMG! Capcom is STILL milking the Resident Evil cow 🐄! They’re supposedly delivering ALL the things for the Nintendo Switch 2 version of Resident Evil Requiem, including a totally necessary Amiibo and a Switch 2 Pro controller on launch. Because, you know, we haven’t bought enough versions of the same game already. 🙄
So, preorders for Resident Evil Requiem are live now! Yes, NOW! And because Capcom has apparently run out of original ideas, they’ve decided to unleash a tsunami 🌊 of information about the game’s release versions and their totally unique content, specifically for the mythical Nintendo Switch 2. Oh, and they’re dropping a Resident Evil Requiem-themed Switch 2 Pro controller and the FIRST-EVER Resident Evil Amiibo. Because what says “survival horror” like a cute little plastic figurine? 🧸
The groundbreaking, never-before-seen Resident Evil amiibo will feature Grace Ashcroft, the protagonist of Requiem. It’s slated for summer 2026, so get your wallets ready! 💸 And of course, the internet is buzzing with speculation: Will Leon be playable? Will there be a Leon amiibo? Because THAT’S what really matters in a zombie apocalypse! 🧟 The Nintendo Switch 2 Pro controller, which I’m sure is worth every penny 💰, will only set you back $99.99. Because why not spend a fortune on a controller for a console that may or may not exist? And if you’re still on the fence, there’s a new “Road to Requiem” overview trailer to further convince you to empty your bank account. 😈
But wait, there’s more! 🎭 Resident Evil Requiem preorders are up, and the Deluxe Edition bonuses have been revealed. For a small fortune, you get five costumes, including a Lady Dimitrescu outfit for Grace (because that makes total sense), two screen filters (for that authentic “I’m playing this on a potato” look), four weapon skins, two charms (because who doesn’t need lucky charms when fighting zombies?), a custom Raccoon City Classic sound pack (guaranteed to annoy your neighbors 🔊), and additional in-game files that expand the lore of the universe (as if we needed more lore). 📚
Mark your calendars, folks! 🗓️ Resident Evil Requiem, the *checks notes* NINTH installment, is shambling its way to Nintendo Switch 2, PC, PlayStation 5, and Xbox Series X and S on February 27, 2026. So, get ready to preorder, pre-load, and pre-regret your life choices! 🤣
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