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Tag: Sylvester Stallone

Rocky Gets 4K Steelbook Release
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Rocky Gets 4K Steelbook Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026

It’s been 50 years since Sylvester Stallone wrote and starred in Rocky, and Amazon MGM Studios is celebrating the Italian…

More Shows To Forget Exist In A Week Because TV Is Endless Now
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More Shows To Forget Exist In A Week Because TV Is Endless Now

FinnOctober 12, 2026October 13, 2026

This week, we’re being treated to a whole new batch of TV shows and streaming series, because what we really…

Kennedy Center Honors Relocates Due To Unhonorable Legal Issues
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Kennedy Center Honors Relocates Due To Unhonorable Legal Issues

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Kennedy Center Honors, and I just can’t help but think that…

Stallone Finally Notices Rambo Sequels Were Cartoonish
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Stallone Finally Notices Rambo Sequels Were Cartoonish

FinnSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

The Rambo franchise has been a wild ride, folks, and it’s about to get even wilder. Sylvester Stallone, the man…

Stallone Turns Down Trump’s Hollywood Ambassador Role
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Stallone Turns Down Trump’s Hollywood Ambassador Role

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026

Sylvester Stallone has revealed that he never wanted to be one of Donald Trump’s “special ambassadors” to Hollywood and rejected…

Another Icon Lost Just in Time for the Biopic Pitch Meetings
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Another Icon Lost Just in Time for the Biopic Pitch Meetings

FinnAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

This one hurts. Dolly Parton, beloved country music legend and movie star, an entertainer who crossed genres and generations, died…

Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Rocky Thing
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Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Rocky Thing

FinnJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

The Rocky saga appears to have finally come to an end, or so we thought. With Sylvester Stallone now 80…

Anthony Ippolito Channels Sylvester Stallone In I Play Rocky Teaser
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Anthony Ippolito Channels Sylvester Stallone In I Play Rocky Teaser

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Peter Farrelly’s upcoming film I Play Rocky tells the true story of Sylvester Stallone’s struggle not only to get his…

“War of the Worlds” Gets Roasted as Year’s Cinematic Dumpster Fire
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“War of the Worlds” Gets Roasted as Year’s Cinematic Dumpster Fire

FinnMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Hold on to your popcorn, folks, because the 2026 Golden Raspberry Awards just dropped, and the cinematic dumpster fire of…

The Nominees For the Worst Movie of the Year Are Here and honestly who cares
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The Nominees For the Worst Movie of the Year Are Here and honestly who cares

FinnJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

🚨 THE RAZZIE NOMINEES ARE HERE! 🚨 Cinephiles, grab your barf bags and prepare for a cinematic journey so terrible,…

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