Shavo Happy Again Because Stadiums Still Full Of People Who Never Grew Out Of High School
Oh no, System of a Down is still a thing and people are actually paying to see them live 🤯!…
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Faith No More Forced To Open For System Of A Down Because Your Dad Still Listens To Them
Oh boy, are you ready for some mediocre news? 🤯 FAITH NO MORE is going to support SYSTEM OF A…
Beauty Queen Trades Crowns For Corpse Paint Because Thats What The World Really Needed
I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked (not really) that a beauty queen, Ignacia…
System Of A Down in Warsaw, Poland (07/18/2026)
Armenian-American nu metal from California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Queens Of The Stone Age bless us with another song to pretend to like
Queens of the Stone Age, the band that’s been rocking our worlds since the late 90s, just released a new…
KID ROCK Thrilled To Watch World Burn With Buddy Trump At Helm
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Kid Rock is still a thing, and he’s still buddies with…
System of a Down Fans Since 2005
The average System of a Down fan experience Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…
SNOT Finally Got a New Singer ANDY KNAPP and Spat Out Five Songs—Album Info Will Probably Drop When Hell Freezes Over
🚨 BREAKING: SNOT COMPLETES FIVE NEW SONGS, REVOLUTIONIZES HEAVY METAL (OR AT LEAST THEIR GARAGE) 🚨 🤘🎸 In a shocking…
SYSTEM OF A DOWN’s DARON MALAKIAN: How I Accidentally Became METALLICA’s Backup Guitarist for Two Nights in 2000
When a 22-Year-Old in Lakers Sweats Accidentally Became Metal God for a Night: The Daron Malakian Origin Story 🤘😂 Once…
SLAYER to Commemorate 40 Years of ‘Reign In Blood’ at Texas SICK NEW WORLD Fest in 2026 (As If We Didn’t See That Coming)
OMG! 😲 So, the geriatric thrashers, SLAYER, are crawling out of their retirement homes to “celebrate” the 40th anniversary of…