Pentagon Unveils Killer Robots Amid Lecture On Toxic Masculinity
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced a new Pentagon autonomous warfare…
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Tesla in Houston, TX (09/11/2026)
Hard rock from Sacramento, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Elon Musk’s Irreplaceability Somehow Not a Red Flag for Investors Yet
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s latest ventures, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…
d4vd’s Preliminary Hearing Reveals Fresh Details
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A preliminary hearing has revealed some shocking details in the case…
Volkswagen Profits Take Mysterious 10% Detour Straight Downward
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Volkswagen’s latest struggles, and let me tell you, it’s a wild ride.…
Mötley Crüe still touring because your dad refuses to let them retire
Breaking News: MÖTLEY CRÜE Is Back, Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Them the First Time Around 🤯 I…
STEELHEART Still Exists Somehow Releasing BADFINGER Cover
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Miljenko Matijevic, the legendary frontman of STEELHEART, has finally decided to…
Tesla Takes Family Road Trip To New Depths Literally
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story involving a radiologist named Dharmesh Patel, who was accused…
SpaceX Joins Nasdaq 100 Because Money Loves Rockets
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. SpaceX is joining the Nasdaq 100 index, which is a big…
TESLA too lazy to make new music
OH NO, TESLA FANS REJOICE: Dave Rude Says Full-Length Album of New Music Might Not Happen, But Who Needs That…