Tesla Takes Family Road Trip To New Depths Literally
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story involving a radiologist named Dharmesh Patel, who was accused…
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SpaceX Joins Nasdaq 100 Because Money Loves Rockets
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. SpaceX is joining the Nasdaq 100 index, which is a big…
TESLA too lazy to make new music
OH NO, TESLA FANS REJOICE: Dave Rude Says Full-Length Album of New Music Might Not Happen, But Who Needs That…
Tommy Lee still weighs same as his high school self because clearly heroin is a great diet plan
Oh boy, are you ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Tommy Lee, the drummer for…
Oh Boy SpaceX Is Getting Wild
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. SpaceX, the company founded by the one and only Elon Musk,…
AI stocks tanking again because tech bubble popping maybe
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the tech stock traders who are getting a little testy about the high…
JOHN 5 Has No Clue What MÖTLEY CRÜE Is Doing But He’s Pretty Sure He’ll Show Up For The Free Food And Groupies
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news about MÖTLEY CRÜE 🤘? I mean, who isn’t, right? 🤷♂️…
Can your wallet survive the gas price apocalypse? Let us know
Hey America, Welcome to the Biden-Obama-Macron Economy! Gas Prices Skyrocket as We Fight Iran’s Nuclear Ambitions! Well, well, well—look who’s…
Target’s New CEO Unveils His “Brilliant” Plan to Save the Store from Certain Doom
Target’s CEO Finally Wakes Up: “Tarzhay” Isn’t a Woke Joke Anymore After years of watching Target’s stock tank like a…
This Solar Panel Blooms Every Morning, Because Even the Sun Needs a Little Help Waking Up!
Leftist Loonies Push “Smartflower” Solar Panels as Next Step in Globalist Green Agenda Liberals are at it again, folks! This…