Oh look, turns out Trump’s tariffs are just a fancy way of making Americans pay for their own wallets to be lighter!
Well, well, well, look who’s finally admitting what we’ve known all along! The deep state at the Federal Reserve Bank…
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W.A.S.P. Unleashes ‘1984 To Headless’ 2026 North American Tour Featuring KK’S PRIEST: Prepare for a Rock ‘n’ Roll Apocalypse!
Breaking news from the world of “please clap”: W.A.S.P. has announced the “1984 To Headless” 2026 U.S. and Canada Tour…
Tomodachi Life: Direct Dives Into Island Life Like It’s a Dating Sim for Your Mii
Hold onto your tiny hats, islanders—the dream just got a release date! Nintendo just dropped the Tomodachi Life: Living the…
Future You Already Regrets Watching: Your Dying DVD Player’s Clickbait Roundup – Bruce Springsteen Yells at Clouds: The Movie, House Party: Grandpa’s ‘Lit’ Reboot, Altered: Somehow More Depressing Than Monday, King of Beggars: Oscar Bait So Thirsty It’ll Tow Your Car, Plus 37 Other Things You’ll Instantly Forget
Hold onto your dusty VHS tapes, cinephiles! 🎬 This week’s home video releases are like a bargain bin at a…
I Fluidi: Il Nuovo Motore Cosmico per la Rivoluzione Umana, Dimenticate i Muscoli
🎉 Free Online Event: Is the Body Just Water Balloons? Discover “Fluid Dynamics” with Marco Verzella on Jan 16! 🎉…
2026 Golden Globes: The Winners (Because Apparently Someone Still Cares)
🚨 BREAKING: Hollywood’s Most Prestigious Night of Questionable Decisions Approaches 🚨 😱🎬 Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone who just wants to…
Going Hands-On With ROMEO IS A DEAD MAN—Death And Taxes: Because Nothing Says Fun Like Paying Your Last Bill
Move over, William Shakespeare—because Romeo isn’t just dead, he’s been cybernetically resurrected, weaponized, and shoved into a multiversal soap opera…
Seven Hills Church Declares “This Is Christmas” – Apparently Jesus Was Just a Backup Plan
🚨 Breaking: Celestial Dictatorship Resumes Operations After 2025 Holiday Hiatus! The Almighty’s HR Department Announces Return Date, Warning Employees to…
“Glorified Coffee Fetchers of 2026: How EAs Will Still Do Everything But Get Paid Like It’s 1990”
🚨BREAKING: EAs Rise Up to Finally Take Over the World (But First, a Zoom Meeting) 🌍💼 Mark your calendars for…
SKILLET’s John Cooper Claims Bedroom Conversion at Age Five: Tiny Human, Huge Decision
In the latest earth-shattering episode of the See The King podcast (sponsored by holy water and gluten-free communion wafers), host…