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Duran Duran gets stamps because their farewell tour isn’t lasting forever apparently
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Duran Duran gets stamps because their farewell tour isn’t lasting forever apparently

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Well, well, well, it seems like another day, another chance for a band to revisit their glory days and cash…

Another farewell tour memento, the obligatory WIN NOW Yearbook seventy one
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Another farewell tour memento, the obligatory WIN NOW Yearbook seventy one

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the music industry is still churning out compilations, and I’m still writing about…

Xbox and IKEA merge to create gaming furniture abominations
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Xbox and IKEA merge to create gaming furniture abominations

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Because who needs actual games when you can buy overpriced furniture to match your gaming setup, am I right? At…

Oh joy, another Moroder anthology to milk the disco cow again
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Oh joy, another Moroder anthology to milk the disco cow again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Another deluxe edition, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. Giorgio Moroder,…

Wingtip of legendary ace’s plane returns after 78 year delay
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Wingtip of legendary ace’s plane returns after 78 year delay

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A piece of a World War II fighter plane that crashed…

Gaming chairs now Poké-fied with nostalgic pixel art cash grab skins
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Gaming chairs now Poké-fied with nostalgic pixel art cash grab skins

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Because what every gamer really needs is a $100 chair skin to go along with their $60 game and $15…

Comey’s Seashell Saga Somehow Still Ongoing
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Comey’s Seashell Saga Somehow Still Ongoing

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The seashell threats case against former FBI Director James Comey is…

Mariah Carey’s Daydream turns thirty because farewell tours take forever
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Mariah Carey’s Daydream turns thirty because farewell tours take forever

Chord F. DiscordJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

Columbia Records and Legacy Recordings are celebrating the 30th anniversary of Mariah Carey’s landmark album Daydream. Because, you know, 30…

Because you needed another retrospective from the Sixties, obviously
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Because you needed another retrospective from the Sixties, obviously

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

The never-ending saga of music re-releases continues, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. The latest installment in this grand…

More MTG Reprints Because Innovation Is Overrated Apparently
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More MTG Reprints Because Innovation Is Overrated Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Oh joy, another Secret Lair drop, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. Wizards of the Coast has…

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