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Tag: The Dinosaurs

When the Bass Hits at a Metal Festival 💀🤘
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When the Bass Hits at a Metal Festival 💀🤘

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 9, 2026

When the headliner is so heavy, even the dinosaurs feel it. 🦖💀 Turn it up! #FunnyAsHell #Metal #Deathcore #MetalFestival #BassDrop…

The End of Oak Street Review: Because Who Needs a Plot When You Can Have Dinosaurs and Confused Hipsters Running Around Like Headless Chickens
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The End of Oak Street Review: Because Who Needs a Plot When You Can Have Dinosaurs and Confused Hipsters Running Around Like Headless Chickens

FinnAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

If you’re a fan of Jurassic Park, Jumanji, and Back to the Future, and you’re missing that era of cinema,…

Jurassic Suburbs because what Hollywood needs is another suburban dinosaur movie
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Jurassic Suburbs because what Hollywood needs is another suburban dinosaur movie

FinnAugust 15, 2026August 16, 2026

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom ended with a tantalizing cliffhanger, setting the stage for a thrilling sequel where dinosaurs would wreak…

Oh Joy Another Woods Game Because We Needed That
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Oh Joy Another Woods Game Because We Needed That

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Oh joy, another survival horror game to add to the ever-growing pile of “I’m too scared to play this” titles.…

SGF 2026: Tomb Raider: Legacy of Atlantis Preview – Because We Really Needed Another Rehashing of the Same Old Story with Slightly Better Graphics and a Whole Lot of Unfulfilled Hype
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SGF 2026: Tomb Raider: Legacy of Atlantis Preview – Because We Really Needed Another Rehashing of the Same Old Story with Slightly Better Graphics and a Whole Lot of Unfulfilled Hype

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 12, 2026June 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a good ol’ fashioned Crystal Dynamics…

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