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Stranger Things Broadway Show Finally Runs Out of Monopoly Money to Waste on This Trainwreck
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Stranger Things Broadway Show Finally Runs Out of Monopoly Money to Waste on This Trainwreck

FinnJune 9, 2026June 9, 2026

The Stranger Things Broadway play is finally ending, and we can’t wait to celebrate the fact that we’ll no longer…

New Shows That’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices and Cancel All Your Plans This Week
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New Shows That’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices and Cancel All Your Plans This Week

FinnMarch 24, 2026March 24, 2026

Oh, look! Another week, another avalanche of TV shows flooding our lives like a dumpster fire we can’t look away…

Stranger Things: Tales From ‘85 Drops First Teaser That Will Haunt Your Dreams (And Your WiFi)
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Stranger Things: Tales From ‘85 Drops First Teaser That Will Haunt Your Dreams (And Your WiFi)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

Netflix Unleashes Animated Stranger Things: Tales From ’85 — Because Clearly We Needed More Upside Down Drama Well, well, well…

The Making of Stranger Things 5 Doc Trailer Shows All The Writing Stress
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The Making of Stranger Things 5 Doc Trailer Shows All The Writing Stress

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 5, 2026January 5, 2026

Netflix just released the first trailer for the Stranger Things Season 5 BTS documentary, releasing on January 12th. Get ready…

When Eleven Becomes a Netflix Stock Tip: The Real End of Stranger Things
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When Eleven Becomes a Netflix Stock Tip: The Real End of Stranger Things

FinnJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

🚨BREAKING NEWS: ELEVEN FROM STRANGER THINGS IS *DEFINITELY* ALIVE (OR MAYBE NOT, WHO KNOWS, WE’RE ALL JUST LOST SOULS DRIFTING…

The End of Stranger Things, Through the Eyes of the People Who Made It
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The End of Stranger Things, Through the Eyes of the People Who Made It

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 26, 2025December 26, 2025

If you haven’t been living under a demodog-infested rock for the past decade, you’ve probably heard the news: Stranger Things…

Stranger Things 5 – Volume 2 Trailer Drops and the Kids Haven’t Grown Up Yet
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Stranger Things 5 – Volume 2 Trailer Drops and the Kids Haven’t Grown Up Yet

FinnDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: The World Might End on Boxing Day, So Cancel Your Sales! 🚨 In a shocking turn of…

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