Karl Sanders Somehow Still Excited About New Nile Album
I can barely contain my excitement as I write these words: NILE, the legendary technical death metal band, is still…
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Andrew Haigh’s A Long Winter Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Those Already gets a new poster and a UK release date to further ruin your social life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic announcement ever? 🎉 MUBI, the global distributor, streaming service, and…
Get Ready for the Most Epic Battle of Overacting as Nicolas Cage and Christian Bale Somehow Manage to Out Crazy Each Other in the Trailer for David O Russell’s Madden Biopic
The most epic film of the century is coming, and it’s about a video game 😂! Can you believe it?…
Napalm Death album delayed because Shane Embury has better things to do apparently
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤩 I can barely contain my excitement… 🙄 NAPALM DEATH…
Oh joy, U2’s back, because we all needed another encore
U2, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, has announced their first album of new material in nine years, Carnaval…
KING DIAMOND blesses us with 3 whole songs on a picture disc because you clearly needed more overpriced merch
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some spine-tingling news? 🎃 KING DIAMOND’s “Halloween” picture disc is being re-released, because,…
Elizabeth Holmes Gets Sweet Halfway House Upgrade Next Year
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Elizabeth Holmes, the founder of Theranos, has been approved to move…
Missouri’s Congressional Map Gets Third Supreme Court Spin Cycle
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court is back in the mix, reviewing a GOP-friendly…
How To Rob A Bank Because Apparently David Leitch’s Life Was Missing A Felony Charge
Breaking news: a movie about bank robbers is coming out and it’s going to be totally original and not at…
Anthrax still a band somehow releases new music video
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some old-school thrash metal? 🤘 Because ANTHRAX just dropped the official music video…