CANDLEMASS somehow still exists and is making more music because you clearly needed that in your life
Oh joy, oh rapture! 💥 The metal gods have smiled upon us, and a new Candlemass album is in the…
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Pubishers FORCE Football Oversaturation onto Your Phone
Oh joy, another way for EA to suck the last bit of cash from our wallets, and we’re just too…
FINSTERFORST — The band’s new album somehow still exists
FINSTERFORST, the German folk metal band, has just dropped their latest album “Still”, and I’m not sure what to make…
American Airlines Grounded By Own IT Incompetence Again Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. All American Airlines flights nationwide have been grounded Tuesday evening due…
Discovery Channel Finds Plane Lost Since 1952 Because That’s Totally Normal
Folks, I’ve got my coffee in hand and I’m reading about a story that’s got me shaking my head in…
Oh Great Another Fantasy Movie to Suck the Life Out of You Literally with Vampires and Werewolves and Cliches Galore Children of Bone and Blood
Get ready for the most epic fantasy adventure of the year, folks! 🎉👏 Children of Blood and Bone is coming…
Because What The World Needed Was Another Doomsday Sequel Poster Apparently
We’ve got our hands on some brand new concept art for Avengers: Doomsday, and it’s a real treat for fans…
Oh Great Another Movie with Pedro Pascal Because the World Was Missing That
The most epic movie of the century is coming, and I’m not even exaggerating 🤯! I mean, who needs Avengers…
Phil Anselmo Finally Not Screaming On New Down Album Miracles Happen
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 I mean, I’m not, but apparently, millions of you demanded it,…
Youth Pastor’s Totally Normal Life Falls Apart 20 Years Later
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Bernadette and David Vander Meer is a…